Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Let’s Count Trigs

If you’re an active member of PAP Smear, you already know about the newest evidence concerning Trig-gate. If not, you can check it out here and here. The original Trig has a deformed ear. The current Trig does not. Nobody … Continue reading

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A Style Vacuum

A friend   sent me a link to a woman who has a blog and documents what she wears every day. My friend ‘s question was: “Why?!?” God. I have no idea. Has everyone gone nuts? Who gives a shit what … Continue reading

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Casting Your Life

Thanks to Hammie, I now know what actress should play me in the movie based on my life: Catherine Keener. Perfect choice, Hammie! She is definitely an idealized version of me…an attractive, mature hippie type. Or as I like to … Continue reading

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How Cute is This Shoe?

Just kidding! When I clicked to enlarge the picture, just to be sure I wasn’t hallucinating, I was momentarily nauseated. But I like the third bullet point in the description:   “Rat accent.” $100 at Revolve.

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Finding My Niche

Every time I read a thing about bloggers having to find a niche, my heart sinks.   I’m not doing anything right. I’m also supposed to put keywords in my post titles, and to figure out what kind of posts bring … Continue reading

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

This is a real question. This is how Madonna dressed her daughter Mercy for a day out in Manhattan, while she herself wore some crap by Ed Hardy. Why does she want her child to look like a fucking lawn … Continue reading

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Los Angeles Premiere, “Dress Up!”

I was honored to serve as the Los Angeles premiere* of Kate Battrick’s short film, “Dress Up,” this week. Kate is known to some of you as the author of Make Do Style. Her film is a charming and ambitious … Continue reading

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When Classic Movies Go Bad

The other night, I saw the film Blow-Up for the first time. What a piece of shit! Don’t you hate it when a movie you’re supposed to revere turns out to be crap? Blow-Up is the boringest most pointless movie … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin Reaches Out To Annoy The Disabled

Once upon a time, Mrs. Palin was just a poor innocent little girl whose only friends were a pair of huge prawns. As she grew up with only a voracious appetite for power to substitute for intellect, she turned her … Continue reading

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Show Me The Money!

Are your feet big like mine? Are they a US 10 or IT 40? If so, you can buy these awesome Illex Kinni shoes RIGHT NOW for $230, saving yourself $20 from the retail price. Or! You can buy these … Continue reading

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