Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Hands Off Shiloh!

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thanks to Iron Chic for calling my attention to this ridiculous cover story in Life & Style Weekly, my illustrious former employer. While the magazine is known for its fair and balanced, ahem, reporting, this story about Brad and Angie‘s … Continue reading →

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Beautiful Words

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I just tried to read an essay in the New York Times that cited the words “cellar door” as the most beautiful phrase in the English Language.   HUH? Normally I enjoy lists of “beautiful words” but this threw me. Cellar … Continue reading →

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Due To Popular Request

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

It’s on! Cunt of the Week  will be a new feature, and you can nominate a candidate by writing to me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com. Sting set the bar pretty high, but let’s face it, he’s not the only cunt around. Years … Continue reading →

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Troubled Teen Part 2: The Road Trip

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Two weeks after I turned fourteen, I hit the road with my boyfriend. A day or two earlier, my mom had issued an ultimatum: Either I stop seeing him, or she would call the police. I had brought him home … Continue reading →

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Comments For Jane 3/03/2010

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Catching up with Sea of Shoes after her whirlwind visit to New York, we now find her back in Texas, specifically, at an exclusive sale of Mom’s “vintage” wares at some shop in Dallas. Sea and Mom spread the joy … Continue reading →

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Feel My Love

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Sister Wolf

In recent days, two idiots nice individuals have cited my hatefulness as a moral flaw in my nature (not to mention my blog.)   I will point out yet again that the title of this blog is “Godammit, ‘m Mad! and … Continue reading →

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Show Me The Leather

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I believe that Bottega Veneta had me in mind when they designed this suit for fall 2010. If they would now kindly hand it over, I would be eternally grateful.

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Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Posted on February 28, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board. Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, … Continue reading →

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The Cowboy Thong Sandal

Posted on February 27, 2010 by Sister Wolf

A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, … Continue reading →

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The Black Jacket Project

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Inspired by the mom-woman and her what-I-wore pictures, I’ve decided to share my carefully curated collection of Black Jackets.   I only had time for five of them. Believe me, this is just   the tip of the Black Jacket Iceberg. The … Continue reading →

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