Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Ordealism: The Art of Suffering

In the current New Yorker, there is a long profile of the performance artist Marina Abramovic that caused me to wonder: Is my life actually Art? Abramovic has been provoking and shocking people for thirty years. Next week, MOMA is … Continue reading

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Three Choices, All Bad

Ann Demuelemeester   $1,225.00 Dolce Vita $175.00 Chloe Sevigny – Opening Ceremony $650.00 ~ God, when will these shoes go away? Who’s stupid enough to buy obtain the Ann D. version?

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Jessica Simpson: Not Just Fat

First of all, she is fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”.   Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show. … Continue reading

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Goony’s Back!

And she still has to pee! I haven’t seen her in a while and I was getting worried. Welcome back, Goony Bird!

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Comments for Jane 3/11/2010

Most recently, Sea was thrilled to acquire a garish coat that matched the dowdy skirt she had earlier obtained from a shop in Dallas. Now she can wear them together and look like a kooky bag lady from the 70s. … Continue reading

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The Sister Wolf Brand

Branding is so important, blah blah blah. You love Godammit dot com, so imagine how much you’ll love a genuine Sister Wolf t-shirt! Is this the greatest design in the history of the world?! I think so, too. (Credit goes … Continue reading

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The Moto Bootie

Thong strap, zippers, folded cuffs, snaps, fake weaving, six inch heels….what, no kitchen sink? Remember how in The September Issue, Anna Wintour cringes and says, “We don’t use [the word] bootie?”   Ha. Anna, you’re too sensitive. Try saying “Moto Bootie.” … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: Sen. Roy Ashburn

California State Senator Roy Ashburn (R) seemed like too much of a no-brainer for Cunt of the Week , but then I thought, “If it walks like a cunt and it quacks like a cunt….” The man is a cunt, pure … Continue reading

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Academy Awards Exegesis 2010

God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading

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Alexa Chung / Lou Doillon

What’s the difference between Alexa Chung and Lou Doillon? Okay, one looks more like a horse, but otherwise, is there that much of a difference? Why do we need two of them?

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