Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Aretha, Don’t Go

Posted on August 14, 2018 by Sister Wolf

As far back as I can remember listening to music, Aretha Franklin has been part of my life. She was my first idol. She made me feel like a natural woman at 15. No one ever surpassed her effect on … Continue reading →

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A Huge Life Decision: Weigh In!

Posted on August 13, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Just look at these gorgeous nails. They are my dream nails, the perfect shape: Almost pointy but not so pointy that the tips keep breaking off. They belong to George, a great guy who works at Nordstrom, and he was … Continue reading →

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“I’m Gonna Kill the President!”

Posted on August 8, 2018 by Sister Wolf

If only! “I’m gonna Kill the President” A Federal Offense is the name of a play that was written and produced by a dear friend of mine in 2004. It won an award from the L.A. Weekly and I wish … Continue reading →

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Behold The Ne Plus Ultra of Stupid Denim

Posted on August 4, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Is this it? Could anything be more stupid? It’s the Sacai Faux Fur-Trim Denim & Blazer Jacket. It’s two mints in one! This amalgamated piece is dichotomous in design and aesthetic. Tailored on one side with the blazer and edgy … Continue reading →

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Toska: Miserable Misery for Miserablists

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Has everyone heard about toska, a Russian word for a type of misery with no English equivalent? It’s one of those words that make language nerds feel superior, sort of like how “schadenfreude” makes dumb people feel when they hear … Continue reading →

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My Lost Novel

Posted on July 31, 2018 by Sister Wolf

A long time ago, in a burst of cocky self-actualization, I started writing a novel. It was so long ago, I wrote in longhand on legal pads. I remember being excited by the opening sentence. I felt it summed up … Continue reading →

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Advanced Denim Appreciation

Posted on July 28, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Only a seasoned brand-whore would think of spending $1,375 for these awful jeans by Brunello Cucinelli. Your friends would have to be able to recognize the designer, who operates from a restored 14th century castle in Solomeo, Italy (in fact, … Continue reading →

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All Roads Lead to Hair

Posted on July 27, 2018 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been looking for something that I can’t find and the search led to this wonderful peek into my soul that no one should miss. I’m looking for an unfinished “novel” that I may have thrown away in a fit … Continue reading →

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The Girl in a Bowl

Posted on July 22, 2018 by Sister Wolf

I didn’t believe it when I heard there was a person with only a head, who lived in a bowl. It reminded me of my favorite publication from many years ago, a parody of the National Enquirer that featured a … Continue reading →

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The Big Monkey Show

Posted on July 16, 2018 by Sister Wolf

One day in the history of our world, the United States voted for a monkey to be their president. In the morning after the election, people cried and asked each other if it really happened. It did happen but it … Continue reading →

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