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Kill Me
Why did they stop there? Why not add zebra? This “shoe” makes me want to cry. $469.95 at solestruck.
Fun With Google
I was fucking around with my google account when I scrolled through all the options and came to the word “more.” This brought me to a page with the question below: “What do you love?” I instinctively (and somewhat drunkenly) … Continue reading
God Damn That Stupid Dr. Phil!
I have always hated Dr. Phil, even without seeing his show. It’s just unconscious knowledge that he is a jerk. This week, everyone on TV is talking about him because of his interview with Casey Anthony‘s parents. He’s been pimping … Continue reading
If You’re Thinking of Tampering With Your Face
Think again.
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff
Tagged facial fillers, Lindsay Lohan, plastic surgery
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Viv’s New Penises and More
You know I can’t resist penis jewelry. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood. I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings. $151.51 Penis key-ring below, $118.82 If you don’t crave penises, some other new VW … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Fashion
Tagged Dali, penis jewelry, shit I can't afford, Vivienne Westwood
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The Bright Side of September 11
No matter how awful everything is, Toby Keith has given us a priceless gift in the line about his “daddy’s right eye.” I laughed at it then and I still laugh when I think about it. Please enjoy his idiotic … Continue reading
Posted in grief, Horrible Stuff, Words
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Just Answer This Question
Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday on her yacht in Italy, with family and a few close friends. Her close friend Gwyneth (??) was seen giving Beyonce an envelope. Look how happy she is after she opens it! I need to … Continue reading
What’s the Drinking Word?
I’m excited about (i.e. dreading) tonight’s debate among the Republican presidential candidates. For those of you who plan to watch, what’s the drinking word??
Fag Hag
I am a big fag hag and always have been. I’ll bet it’s politically incorrect to use the term but I think my gay friends are okay with it. There’s nothing I love more than a gay man who will … Continue reading
Ask a Man
ASK A MAN #104: ABOUT HOMOPHOBIA “Why are so many men homophobes? Why do they feel so threatened by gay men?” –Andra “It can only be seen as funny that demagogues give speeches denouncing men who insert their penises into … Continue reading