Category Archives: Celebrities

American Music Awards 2020 Exegesis

Posted on November 25, 2020 by Sister Wolf

  I’m pretty sure you people are too smart to waste your time on this awards show, but do not fear, I watched it for you! I missed the beginning with the Justin Bieber performance but it’s safe to say … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2020 Exegesis

Posted on February 13, 2020 by Sister Wolf

By popular demand, I’m going to do a halfhearted and highly truncated review of the show, focusing on the musical performances, okay? Here we go: Janelle Monae opened the show and even though it was a wildly all-over-the-place showbiz mishmash, … Continue reading →

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J Lo and Shakira: Empowering, their asses!

Posted on February 3, 2020 by Sister Wolf

What the hell is wrong with people? Even the New York Times is applauding the Superbowl half-time show as “empowering” for women! Some crap about proving that age is just a number, because look how hot J. Lo is at … Continue reading →

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Brad and Jen, YES!!!

Posted on January 21, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Fuck you people who are all “Who cares about Brad and Jen!” like you’re above all that stupid gossip. YOU ARE THE STUPID ONES. Brad and Jen can bring this country together, if you’d just let them! Brad and Jen, … Continue reading →

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Golden Globes 2020 Exegesis

Posted on January 7, 2020 by Sister Wolf

This year, I am giving out my own awards in my own categories. You can suggest your own categories if I missed any. Most Egregious Dress: Duh, this one is a no-brainer, right? The winner is Gwyneth “please hate me” … Continue reading →

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Things I Don’t Want in 2020

Posted on January 2, 2020 by Sister Wolf

I’m just going to jump in with Adam Driver. I know he’s not the world’s biggest threat or even irritant, but I’ve been wanting to complain about him for ages. First off, I find it hard to remember if his … Continue reading →

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Jeffrey Epstein: Not Just a Cunt But an Asshole Too

Posted on July 13, 2019 by Sister Wolf

  Never mind the pedophilia and rape, what really bothers me about Jeffery Epstein is his fancy crib, as described by journalist Vicky Ward, for Vanity Fair. It is said to be Manhattan’s largest private residence. Inside, amid the flurry … Continue reading →

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Madonna, Canceled

Posted on June 5, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Today there’s an article in The New York Times called “Madonna at 60“.  I am pleased to report that I didn’t, and will not, read it. Madonna is canceled. Madonna has already taken up too much of my time and … Continue reading →

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Jared Kushner: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on June 3, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Jared Kushner has been, until now,  a specter of robotic evil in our midst. We know his vacant, girlish face and stiff walk. We know he was born “Jerilyn” somewhere in a New Jersey laboratory. But now we can see … Continue reading →

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Met Gala 2019 Exegesis

Posted on May 8, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Worst ever, obviously. And time to end this stupid event since there’s nowhere to go from here. Poor Anna Wintour wouldn’t know “camp” if Kim Kardashian’s butt read the dictionary definition aloud to her. The Met Gala is itself an … Continue reading →

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