Category Archives: Fashion

Is This a Tribute?

This typically ugly “hiker wedge bootie” by Jeffrey Campbell is called Dammit. I have to wonder if it’s their way of rewarding me for tirelessly spreading the joy of the Jeffrey Campbell aesthetic around the world. However! If   this piece … Continue reading

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Finally!

The PERFECT monkey fur jacket.   Now all we need is a _________. (farfetch.com, $2,195.00)

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Colors!

A company called SRANGEBEAUTIFUL has come up with some sets of nail polish designed to appeal to the Proustian-minded among us. “….a range of 10 diaphanous veils of wildly haunting colors with inspiration ranging from the vampiric gradations of a … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?

Remember the last time we struggled with this? On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand,   he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge. Do you want to grab his jacket and run? … Continue reading

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Sruli Recht Delivers

Remember Sruli Recht, the Israeli/Australian designer with a studio in Iceland? His ready-to-wear menswear is now available online! The sweater and shorts above are made from the wool of Icelandic sheep who “have been bred unmixed for 11 hundred years.” … Continue reading

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Stuff to Want, For a Change

If you follow this link, you can see the full line of Versace for H&M, due in stores on November 17. Bright, flashy exotic prints and old-school Versace overkill in the accessories make this collection a nostalgic trip down Eurotrash … Continue reading

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Skirt of Death

This skirt by Kevork Kilesjian would look great with a massive viking helmet, don’t you think? At $1,495, the price is just right, and the designer’s name suggests he may be amenable to killing you with a plastic bag.   Maybe … Continue reading

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Disappointment from net-a-porter

Shit.

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More is Less

Rag and Bone Moto Pants with Removable Kilt,   $695 at shopbop* “It’s called ‘moto’ because _________________.” ~ *Only 2 let!

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Kill Me

Why did they stop there? Why not add zebra? This “shoe” makes me want to cry.   $469.95 at solestruck.

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