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Viv’s New Penises and More
You know I can’t resist penis jewelry. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood. I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings. $151.51 Penis key-ring below, $118.82 If you don’t crave penises, some other new VW … Continue reading
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Tagged Dali, penis jewelry, shit I can't afford, Vivienne Westwood
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Older, No Wiser
I forgot to say that Sunday was my birthday. Now I am 58 and none the wiser. My husband took me to a huge botanica where I squealed with pleasure at the racks and racks of magical oils and candles. … Continue reading
The Horror of Spanx
Why do you have to wear Spanx when you’re pregnant? Isn’t this a time to relax and celebrate your changing body? Since everyone can see you’re pregnant, why do they need you to have a compressed ass and thighs? I … Continue reading
He who Hesitates is Skirtless
This dramatic and frightening Thakoon “bustle skirt” greeted me at Shopbop this morning, only to disappear by midnight. What the fuck?! Did it turn back into a pumpkin, or did it sell out in one day? You need to see … Continue reading
Which Shoe Makes You Sadder?
“Not just a sandal–a work of art, a thing of beauty. This Brian Atwood sandal boasts wild leopard print, ribbons that lace up your ankle, and feathers that sway with every step.” $1,450 Neiman Marcus “Not just a shoe–an … Continue reading
Bad-Girl Style
An article in the New York Times offers an affectionate tribute to Amy Winhouse’s style, giving her credit for creating a unique look based on several Bad-Girl templates. The article reminded me of how many girls still try to imitate … Continue reading
As if.
These metallic pants would look great with ________________. Sass & Bide, $561 at shopbop.
This Frightened Me!
I just clicked on “women” at Need Supply and this gave me a nasty shock. I was expecting some innocent pictures of the favored Need Supply model, with the tragic doodle-pad tattoos, wearing some crappy shorts or something, then WHAM! … Continue reading
Oh God, It’s a Shoe
But why??? by Finsk. $999.95
Another Homerun from Al Wang
These Al Wang slit-knee jeans are worth $345 because __________________. at Shopbop ~ *this post is for David Duff, who models his new sarong here.