Category Archives: Fashion

Viv’s New Penises and More

You know I can’t resist penis jewelry. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood.   I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings.   $151.51   Penis key-ring below,   $118.82 If you don’t crave penises, some other new VW … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Fashion | Tagged , , , | 10 Comments

Older, No Wiser

I forgot to say that Sunday was my birthday. Now I am 58 and none the wiser. My husband took me to a huge botanica where I squealed with pleasure at the racks and racks of magical oils and candles. … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion, News | Tagged , , , | 34 Comments

The Horror of Spanx

Why do you have to wear Spanx when you’re pregnant? Isn’t this a time to relax and celebrate your changing body? Since everyone can see you’re pregnant, why do they need you to have a compressed ass and thighs? I … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion, Rants | Tagged , , | 31 Comments

He who Hesitates is Skirtless

This dramatic and frightening Thakoon “bustle skirt” greeted me at Shopbop this morning, only to disappear by midnight. What the fuck?!   Did it turn back into a pumpkin, or did it sell out in one day? You need to see … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , | 26 Comments

Which Shoe Makes You Sadder?

“Not just a sandal–a work of art, a thing of beauty. This Brian Atwood sandal boasts wild leopard print, ribbons that lace up your ankle, and feathers that sway with every step.”    $1,450 Neiman Marcus “Not just a shoe–an … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , | 46 Comments

Bad-Girl Style

An article in the New York Times offers an affectionate tribute to Amy Winhouse’s style, giving her credit for creating a unique look based on several Bad-Girl templates. The article reminded me of how many girls still try to imitate … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Fashion, love | Tagged , , | 8 Comments

As if.

These metallic pants would look great with ________________. Sass & Bide, $561 at shopbop.

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , , | 52 Comments

This Frightened Me!

I just clicked on “women” at Need Supply and this gave me a nasty shock. I was expecting some innocent pictures of the favored Need Supply model, with the tragic doodle-pad tattoos, wearing some crappy shorts or something, then WHAM! … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , , | 22 Comments

Oh God, It’s a Shoe

But why??? by Finsk. $999.95

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , | 32 Comments

Another Homerun from Al Wang

These Al Wang slit-knee jeans are worth $345 because __________________. at Shopbop ~ *this post is for David Duff, who models his new sarong here.

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , , , | 30 Comments