Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

Starving vs Force-feeding

Posted on July 27, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Alexa Chung is rocking some fierce and super-coveted Acne wedges, but nobody seems to notice that she’s starving. Why won’t Alexa eat? The question is rhetorical. I know why. Been there, refused to eat that. Alexa probably looks in the … Continue reading →

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The Dregs of the Dregs of Reality TV

Posted on July 25, 2009 by Sister Wolf

My husband discovered a new show for us to watch late at night, now that we’ve developed the habit of following Reality TV so we can jeer at stupid idiots and feel infinitely superior. “Watch What Happens Live” is like … Continue reading →

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Tragic Fashion Boy

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I have wasted several hours tonight by following links from blog to blog, and here’s the scoop: There are a ton of blogs that seem dedicated to advancing a style I want to call Clueless Goth. It’s heavy on the … Continue reading →

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The Horror of Insomnia

Posted on July 18, 2009 by Sister Wolf

This is what happens when you stay up too late. You start looking at shit on the Karmaloop website. Pretty soon you don’t know what to think.   Here’s their exclusive Catfight Jeans, only around   $50-something dollars. Here’s the Exclusive Brianel … Continue reading →

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Stop Dying, Motherfuckers!

Posted on July 16, 2009 by Sister Wolf

For the last 24 hours, I have been acutely remorseful about watching Michael Jackson’s head on fire. I watched the video online, and now it’s being played on CNN, in an endless loop of mock horror and shock. Even Mark … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin and The Unspeakable

Posted on July 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is Mrs. Palin, just days after her resignation, preparing a baby for human sacrifice.   Mrs. P is marking the spot where the giddy mother will cut the heart out for the Unholy Offering. Oh fine.   Maybe I’m just hallucinating. … Continue reading →

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The Palin Palinoscopy

Posted on July 4, 2009 by Sister Wolf

“Let’s not all start sucking each other’s dicks just yet, gentleman.” ~ The Wolf,   Pulp Fiction I know how shocked you are by Mrs. Palin’s announcement today, so I’m going to share the inside scoop. Yes, she was tweaking on … Continue reading →

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Never Will Say Goodbye

Posted on July 1, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Day six and we’re all still feeding on Michael Jackson. The more we feast, the hungrier we get. I don’t know how much more I can take. But I don’t know how I’ll handle the end of it, if an … Continue reading →

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The Other Douches

Posted on June 30, 2009 by Sister Wolf

After Jill and Braindance shared their childhood memories of   douche bags, I recalled my own uneasy feelings about those rubber things hanging over the bathtub when I was a kid. They were certainly a fixture in our bathroom, along with … Continue reading →

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I Love Your Tan Lines?!

Posted on June 24, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Jesus, enough with the public confessions! Watching the latest apology on TV tonight has been torture. Governor Mark Sanford has got to be the stupidest idiot who ever had an extra-marital affair, going on about it for a full twenty … Continue reading →

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