Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

Sandals to the Rescue

Posted on April 18, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Before you pass judgment on the person who would spend $1,980 on a pair of sandals, let me explain: These python Alaia sandals are actually designed for the fashion-savvy leper, who traditionally must carry a clapper and bell to warn … Continue reading →

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Rock of Love Exegesis

Posted on April 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

At first, you assure yourself that no matter how pathetic you are, you would never stoop so low as to watch “Rock of Love,” because (a) You don’t watch Reality Shows, (b) You’ve always hated Bret Michaels, and (c) There … Continue reading →

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Hipster Art: Everything Must Go!

Posted on April 5, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is the “artwork” that was mistaken for trash and thrown away by some workman helping Courtney Love to move. It’s valued at $11,000 and Courtney is said to be furious. So am I!   The moving guy deserves an award … Continue reading →

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Fritzl Trial: Quote of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Nutcase Joseph Fritzl is finally on trial for rape, incest, murder and enslavement, but   his lawyer insists that Fritzl is no monster. Lawyer Rudolph Mayer insists that his client was only trying to create a second family when he locked … Continue reading →

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The Ethics of Hair Extensions

Posted on March 14, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Fergie is rocking* some unfortunate new hair extensions, but that’s not the worst of it. In the March issue of Allure magazine, you can learn about the business of hair extensions, and you will never feel the same about them. … Continue reading →

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Now I’m Madder Than Ever

Posted on February 26, 2009 by Sister Wolf

See this fabulous beehive? This is what I’d like to take to the bank so that I might accept this gracious invitation from Opening Ceremony: But no, the bank won’t send me to Paris. Fuckers. Why? Because they don’t want … Continue reading →

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Travis the Chimp: R.I.P.

Posted on February 17, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Whenever chimps go on a rampage, nobody wins. Poor Travis the Chimp was shot to death by a policeman after attacking a friend of his lifelong owner. But that’s not the whole story. Earlier in the day, Travis annoyed his … Continue reading →

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Dear Fishface

Posted on February 11, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Dear Fishface*, Why?! Once upon a time, you had a normal face, a face that wouldn’t cause nightmares or thoughts of ‘Finding Nemo.’ Apparently, that wasn’t good enough for you. Haven’t you seen what happened to Meg Ryan and Melanie … Continue reading →

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Phil Spector, Shoes and Suicide

Posted on January 24, 2009 by Sister Wolf

It’s hard to believe that Phil Spector (above with his crazy wife Rachelle) is STILL on trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson. But on Friday, the prosecution rested its case against him. The last person to testify was Lana … Continue reading →

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Outing John Travolta

Posted on January 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been meaning to write about this for a long time, but I guess I wasn’t mad enough. John Travolta should have been outed, and not for being gay. His insistence that his son Jett, now dead at 16, wasn’t … Continue reading →

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