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Who the Hell are John and Kate?
There are too many names out there, and it’s getting way too hard to keep up. Who are these John and Kate people who are now having marital problems? I saw one of them on TV last night, and she … Continue reading
The Horror of Unemployment
Having been laid off from a job that paid $500 an hour, I am reduced to looking for work at craigslist. Here is some actual correspondence from this week, typos included, edited only to protect my identity. Hello, I am … Continue reading
The Shoe Challenge
Okay. Pony fur, check. Rhinestones, check. Diamonds (?!), check. Gladiator straps, check. Absurd price, check. Is there a worse shoe, ( not counting this one from Topshop, which I’m sure is a little joke and not really a shoe, as … Continue reading
Mrs. P’s Book Deal
It stands to reason that a fucking moron with no facility for the English language would be offered several million dollars to write a book. Robert Barnett, the attorney who brokered the deal with HarperCollins, is also quite the linguist. … Continue reading
Look Sexy, But Say No
Thanks to the diligence of Palingates, I’m now aware of The Candie’s Foundation, the organization that hired Bristol Palin as a poster girl for teenage abstinence. If there’s not enough hypocrisy in Bristol Palin telling teenagers not to have sex, … Continue reading
Living With Your Face
When I saw this picture today, I was transfixed. When I saw Connie Culp on the news tonight, I was stunned. As “the nation’s first face transplant recipient,” here’s what she said: Don’t judge people who don’t look the same … Continue reading
I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher
“…the creation of Twitter… is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer.” Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it? “For someone like me … Continue reading
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Paris Hilton Designs for Kids
When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was “Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?” I’m so embarrassed.
Kelly Bensimon, a Gift From God
Once again, I’m the last one to find out about something that the whole world already knows. When it comes to hating Kelly Bensimon though, better late than never! What a fucking horrible woman! When you’re watching Kelly Bensimon, she … Continue reading
Kerouac at Shopbop
Dear Jack, I thought you should know that Shopbop is selling these Kerouac Ripped Leggings, named after you. Try not to take it too personally, they once had a dress named after Sylvia Plath. I should confess that I never … Continue reading