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Wild Humans and Animals
Cat Dancers is the name of a documentary now playing on HBO. It’s also the name of a show biz act consisting of Ron and Joy Holiday and their younger partner, Chuck Lizza. The three of them trained and worked … Continue reading
Intimate Grooming: Just Say Ick
The Intimate Grooming market seems to be booming, based on the success of a product line known as “SweetSpot.” I’ve noticed these products at beauty supply shops over the last year, and now they are hard to ignore. My friend … Continue reading
Take Away the Guns
Unearthen is a company that makes jewelry out of empty bullets. Each crystal is chosen for its “distinct qualities” and the stone with “the right properties for your needs will inherently attract you.” This could be why these necklaces don’t … Continue reading
New Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen [updated w/ gerbil]
My Best Friend’s Girl This is a godawful romantic comedy that grates on the nerves and delivers another worthless performance by Kate Hudson in the role of a smiley airhead/vixen. Dane Cook is predictably repellent as the wise-cracking love-interest. The … Continue reading
Grandpa Wants a Nap!
Wouldn’t you know, Grandpa wants to cancel the debate scheduled for Friday night! He needs to go to Washington to pretend he’s a leader. NO, GRANDPA! It’s not time for your nap! You can’t back out of the debate just … Continue reading
Focus That Hatred!
People, I know how hard it is to stay focused in today’s fast-paced multi-tasking world, but we must try to funnel our collective hatred toward Grandpa and the Mean Church Lady. Look at this PAP Smear warrior with her Blessed … Continue reading
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This Palin Bitch is Wearing Me Out
It’s as if all life has stopped, except for a throbbing, metastatic dread of Sarah Palin. All the TV pundints are blabbing about her, or blabbing about how much blabbing there is. She hasn’t granted interviews thus far because Grandpa’s … Continue reading
PAP Smear Official Business
*UPDATE* You can now order you PAP Smear shirts and buttons here! *UPDATE II* Note the new improved logo People, we can thank our good friends Dr. Larue and Honeypants for this wonderful logo. Feel free to copy it and … Continue reading
Damn My Internet Addiction!
Thanks to my friend Honeypants, I have just wasted two hours looking at the crazy merchandise you can get at Pin-Up Girl Clothing. I would kick her ass for doing this to me, but she just lived through another hurricane … Continue reading
The Plot Thickens.
We’re not allowed to criticize The Church Lady because that would be sexist. We can’t mention the tight black skirt that was meant to reduce grown men to horny teenagers dreaming about Milf’s. So let’s just think of her as … Continue reading