Category Archives: News

Cunt of the Week™: Sen. Roy Ashburn

California State Senator Roy Ashburn (R) seemed like too much of a no-brainer for Cunt of the Week , but then I thought, “If it walks like a cunt and it quacks like a cunt….” The man is a cunt, pure … Continue reading

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Academy Awards Exegesis 2010

God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading

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Hands Off Shiloh!

Thanks to Iron Chic for calling my attention to this ridiculous cover story in Life & Style Weekly, my illustrious former employer. While the magazine is known for its fair and balanced, ahem, reporting, this story about Brad and Angie‘s … Continue reading

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Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board. Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, … Continue reading

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Let’s Count Trigs

If you’re an active member of PAP Smear, you already know about the newest evidence concerning Trig-gate. If not, you can check it out here and here. The original Trig has a deformed ear. The current Trig does not. Nobody … Continue reading

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Los Angeles Premiere, “Dress Up!”

I was honored to serve as the Los Angeles premiere* of Kate Battrick’s short film, “Dress Up,” this week. Kate is known to some of you as the author of Make Do Style. Her film is a charming and ambitious … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin Reaches Out To Annoy The Disabled

Once upon a time, Mrs. Palin was just a poor innocent little girl whose only friends were a pair of huge prawns. As she grew up with only a voracious appetite for power to substitute for intellect, she turned her … Continue reading

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Comments for Jane 2/18/2010

Sea of Shoes has been busy since she acquired her “tri-tone brogues” by Comme des Garcons (Que to cry, Tavi!) In fact, she and Mom have been at the Chictopia blogger summit, to discuss their own influence. According to WWD, … Continue reading

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Stick Around

All week, I’ve been reading the little tributes to Alexander McQueen. Some of them just feature a nice picture with either “R.I.P” or “There are no words.” But there are words, and I’ve been waiting for them. People who kill … Continue reading

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Three Quotes to Think About

Kelly Bensimon, on why her Playboy photos don’t feature gratuitous shots of her genitals: “I don’t think that part of a woman’s body is really evocative. The roundness of the hips, the buttocks, the breast, the shoulders, the clavicle, the … Continue reading

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