Category Archives: News

The Black Baby Gambit

AS IF! This has got to be the most outrageous damage-control move in the history of publicists. Imagine being at the meeting where this story was hatched. “Okay, we’ve got to change the narrative about Sandra, asap! The Nazi stories … Continue reading

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Crotch Controversy

Crystal Renn posed nude in the May issue of French Vogue, and the sight of her public hair has been too much for some people. The comments at The Cut are filled with revulsion for Crystal’s crotch. Whether the photos … Continue reading

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The Crazy Mothers Club IV

Has everyone read about the woman from Tennessee who sent her adopted son back to Russia after deeming him too psychotic to handle? People are up in arms about this, primarily against the mother, who put the 7 year old … Continue reading

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Leonor Scherrer: The It-Girl of Death

Why do we have to have people like Leonor Scherrer? The daughter of French designer Jean-Louis Scherrer, she is the ultimate spoiled, entitled ultra-hipster who favors a dykey Goth look and has started a company called Leonor Funeral Couture to … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: Abdoulaye Wade

President Abdoulaye Wade celebrated Senegal’s 50 years of independence by commissioning a gigantic bronze Soviet-style monument that cost $27 million and was built by workers from North Korea. Wade calls it a monument of The African renaissance, but critics call … Continue reading

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The Truth About Brad and Angie!

If you’ve been following your celebrity gossip, you know that Brad and Angie sleep in separate beds, and that Angie is a controlling psycho who giggles when the kids cry. I have a very special secret to tell you, that … Continue reading

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Bill Donohue: Cunt of the Week™

Bill Donohue, president of The Catholic League, is such a fucking cunt, he is almost off the scale. I watched him on Larry King last night, on a panel discussion of the current crisis facing the Catholic church. Donohue was … Continue reading

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H&M Responds

Dear [Sister], Thank you for your email. One of the campaigns at H&M this spring was shot by Terry Richardson. We always have an H&M representative present during our fashion shoots and we have no information that something inappropriate has … Continue reading

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Still More Terry Richardson

Marc Jacobs has revealed to the WSJ: “I’ve worked with Terry and Terry has asked me to do some crazy things. I know that those pictures will exist if I do them. But I’m a big boy and I can … Continue reading

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Hot or Not

I think I might be the only person in the world (besides Jesse James) who thinks this woman is hotter than Sandra Bullock. I just tried to get my husband to agree, but no dice. I don’t care if Sandra … Continue reading

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