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Brad Pitt Goes Pink
While I’m eagerly awaiting tonight’s Larry King show, and his exclusive interview with Brad Pitt, I’d like to challenge anyone to read the following excerpt from the website of Brad’s new building project in New Orleans. Its inaugural event is … Continue reading
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Lesbian Quads
This is the kind of story I love. It is full of little unexpected gifts! Like the names of the two moms: Miss Miller and Miss Snee. The quads are celebrating their first birthday, according to the Daily Mail, which … Continue reading
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Help Rate Republicans!
I was transfixed by the silly Republican debate, this week. The obsession with immigrants was particularly stupid and tragic. What a pathetic distraction! I am left with a need to determine who is more loathsome, Mitt Romney or Fred Thompson. … Continue reading
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The Crazy Cellphone Judge
You’ve probably read about the crazy judge in New York who sent 46 people to jail when no one would confess to being the owner of an annoying cellphone. When I read that Judge Robert Restaino was fired after an … Continue reading
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No More Peterson Crimes!
For the love of god, how are we supposed to keep track of these Peterson crimes?! First, there’s the cop who killed his “missing wife,” Drew Peterson. Natually, his wife has to be named Stacey, to remind us of Laci, … Continue reading
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A Disgruntled Crackhead to Avoid
Washington Post classical music critic Tim Page has been put on leave after sending an irate email to DC council member Marion Barry. Remember when Barry was Mayor, until he was arrested and convicted for possession of cocaine? Tim Page … Continue reading
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Thanksgiving
I am thankful for my best friend, who looks just like Madonna, and hates when anyone points this out. Isn’t she beautiful?
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Long Live the King (of Spain!)
Just like any decent American, I used to admire Hugo Chavez for his vigorous Bush-bating. Now, I see he’s just a big baby. When Chavez wouldn’t stop interrupting Spain’s Prime Minister, who was defending the honor of his predecessor, King Juan … Continue reading
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Creflo A. Dollar: Name of the Month
I’ve just learned about the ministry of Rev. Creflo A. Dollar, a televangelist who preaches Prosperity Theology. His ministry is currently under investigation by a US Senate Committee, along with a few others. Rev. Dollar has refused to turn over … Continue reading
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Meet Madhu Kishwar
I have been thinking about Lakshmi, the Indian toddler with eight limbs who just underwent surgery to make her look normal. I thought she looked kind of beautiful, like a Shiva or an octopus. But I don’t want to be … Continue reading
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