Category Archives: Rants

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

This is a real question. This is how Madonna dressed her daughter Mercy for a day out in Manhattan, while she herself wore some crap by Ed Hardy. Why does she want her child to look like a fucking lawn … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin Reaches Out To Annoy The Disabled

Once upon a time, Mrs. Palin was just a poor innocent little girl whose only friends were a pair of huge prawns. As she grew up with only a voracious appetite for power to substitute for intellect, she turned her … Continue reading

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I Told You Hair is Everything!

Just look what happens when you take away Mrs. Palin’s trademark big hair! It’s like Samson after Delilah got through with him! A genius over here altered some pictures of Mrs. P by removing the long hair (along with the … Continue reading

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The Doctor’s Office

I finally decided to see the doctor today, when my terrible sore throat turned into a fever with body aches and a rattling bronchial cough. Since I didn’t already have an appointment, I was told I could be a walk-in … Continue reading

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Is Mrs. Palin Retarded?

Mrs. Palin is calling for Obama to fire his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, for calling a group of liberals “fucking retarded” during a private meeting. How dare that big Jew use this hateful slur in a private meeting?!? In … Continue reading

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Damien Hirst: What a Fucking Cunt™!

(photo via) DAMIEN HIRST End of an Era, 2009 Bull’s head, gold, gold-plated steel, glass and formaldehyde solution with a Carrara marble plinth 84 x 67 5/16 x 38 5/16 inches overall (213.4 x 171 x 97.2 cm) “The exhibition … Continue reading

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Plays Well With Others

An anonymous commenter suggested that I have been Needlessly Savage toward other, younger bloggers.   I don’t understand the word “needlessly” in this context. And I can’t really attack older bloggers, because Ha, there aren’t any! Anonymous (and I know who … Continue reading

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Why Can’t I be Popular?

You know that website bloglovin? Well, nobody likes me there, but people who do (even though they don’t exist) also like a blog called Nubbytwiglet. Nubbytwiglet is a really horrible girl who looks alot like Sarah Silverman, which for me … Continue reading

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I Pity the Fool

…who buys this crocodile “tail coat” jacket by Balmain, for $74,000.   Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna? Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It’s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla. Look at this bingo card I made here.   If … Continue reading

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English, Motherfucker! Do You Speak It?

So much fuss over words! And yet, what else do we have if we want to communicate? I am constantly amazed by how often people complain when you expect them to either say what they mean or mean what they … Continue reading

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