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Cunt of the Week™: Sen. Roy Ashburn
California State Senator Roy Ashburn (R) seemed like too much of a no-brainer for Cunt of the Week , but then I thought, “If it walks like a cunt and it quacks like a cunt….” The man is a cunt, pure … Continue reading
Feel My Love
In recent days, two idiots nice individuals have cited my hatefulness as a moral flaw in my nature (not to mention my blog.) I will point out yet again that the title of this blog is “Godammit, ‘m Mad! and … Continue reading
Forgive Me, Jesus
Dear Jesus, I try to be a good person but why is it so hard? Today, I went to a nice Superbowl party and spent most of it in the kitchen at the host’s computer, listening to Mrs. Palin talkin’ … Continue reading
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Come Together
My friend and fellow blogger Janet, who goes by the name Iheartfashion, has lost her husband to suicide. It is a terrible time for her and her two kids. No one saw this coming, and now she needs our support. … Continue reading
The Watch
In keeping with the Plague Upon My House, I have now lost my watch. It is a small, delicate antique watch with a rose gold case and some tiny rubies. There are only three places that I keep that watch, … Continue reading
A New Page
How can I thank the Angels who have made donations to the Sister Wolf Plague of Calamities Fund? You are amazing. You have given me strength and put food on my table. I’m pretty sure I don’t deserve you but … Continue reading
Again With the Lesbian Stick
It’s an official tradition*; every year at this time, I have to post The Story of the Lesbian Stick. If it doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, then you know nothing of lesbians or the Spirit of Christmas. Love … Continue reading
A New Christmas Miracle
The day started out badly and quickly got worse. I realized that I forgot to make my credit card payment, but I don’t have the money to pay it anyway. Then, I tried to negotiate a payment plan with the … Continue reading
Pain in my Heart
Costochondritis is an inflammation of the cartilage that connects the ribs to the breastbone. It’s extremely painful and feels like a heart attack that won’t go away. The first time I had it, I called 911 and in the ambulance … Continue reading
Let Me Count the Ways, Mrs. P
How do I hate thee… how could anyone not hate thee? This reliance on Trig as a crowd pleaser during Mrs. P’s book tour is driving me nuts with helpless rage. Even though the baby is so clearly a prop, … Continue reading