Category Archives: Words

Complicatizing Language

Posted on March 3, 2008 by Sister Wolf

It must be fun to go to college these days. You can learn to use words like problematize, complexify, and nonpluralizable. Read more about this here. Reductionist thinking about binary logic? I am so totally disincentivized to figure out what … Continue reading →

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Paging Diablo Cody

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I love this company because they sell Leggie-Legs, a garment they describe as: “Think of them as a cross between leg-warmers and some kind of fucked-up disco pants.” Okay! I also like these hot-pants. I don’t know who can actually … Continue reading →

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Online Shopping and The Grassy Knoll

Posted on February 7, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Check out this beautiful dress. I loved it when I saw it online for $750 but I’m not crazy enough yet to spend that much on something I’ll probably never wear. Recently, I saw it online at a store in … Continue reading →

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Female Actors

Posted on January 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Watching the SAG awards on TV, I laughed each time an award was given to a “female actor.” When did award shows become so pretentious?! Women who  refer to themselves as  “actors” seem much sillier than they need to be. If you’re … Continue reading →

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Hateful Stuff for the Discerning Hater

Posted on January 28, 2008 by Sister Wolf

How about a Hate Stamp Kit? You can buy it online here. Here is a gold-billed crow you can buy from McKinley and Sons, who describe themselves as ‘London’s most dashing taxidermists.’ I have to admit I kind of like … Continue reading →

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Chick Talk

Posted on January 23, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman, but sometimes it’s great. If only Tammy Wynette could have been with me today at my rehab group. The other day, a good friend told me why she’d never pursued a relationship with … Continue reading →

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Understanding Tom Cruise

Posted on January 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Have you watched the Tom Cruise recruiting video and wondered what the hell he’s talking about? Here is a glossary of Scientology terms to help decipher Tom’s important message. I plan to incorporate some of these terms into my everyday … Continue reading →

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The Meaning of Oprah

Posted on December 18, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The time is ripe for Oprah Studies, and an essay in The New Republic is a perfect synthesis of all the ways we might regard Oprah’s impact on our culture. I was enjoying the essay until I came upon the … Continue reading →

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Marc Jacobs Is Nuts

Posted on December 17, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Marc Jacobs attended his annual Christmas party dressed as a camel toe. I hope it was a costume party! Marc exclaimed “I thought it would be completely ironic and funny to be a camel toe.” Hahahahaha! It is funny, isn’t … Continue reading →

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Kim Cattrall’s Cli’ Taurus

Posted on December 9, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The other night, I came across a made-for-TV documentary about sex, starring Kim Cattrall. I would have skipped right over it if I hadn’t heard her say the word Cli’ Taurus. Whenever I hear this word pronounced like this, rhyming … Continue reading →

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