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Grammy Awards 2023 Exegesis
Okay, let’s get Madonna out of the way (as if we could!) Why can’t she see what we see? Where are the loved ones who care enough to caution her about her face? I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to … Continue reading
Grammy’s 2022 Exegesis
I never expected the Grammy’s to fuck up my personal life, but thanks to Justin Bieber, it has. I posted a picture of an oversized suit I bought last month from Zara (I know), and several people commented “Justin Bieber.” … Continue reading
Academy Awards 2022 Exegesis
Oh god, Will and Jada Smith, just go away. Boo hoo about Jada’s hair loss! Let her deal with osteoporosis, which I am blessed with, and my husband doesn’t need to slap anyone. Let her and her whole crazy family … Continue reading
MTV Awards Pop Culture Quiz
I’m sorry but I can’t do my annual exegesis. I kept missing key performances/debacles, but I saw enough to inspire this quiz. Ready? 1. What is the difference between Machine Gun Kelly and Travis Barker? 2. Why is Doja Cat? … Continue reading
American Music Awards 2020 Exegesis
I’m pretty sure you people are too smart to waste your time on this awards show, but do not fear, I watched it for you! I missed the beginning with the Justin Bieber performance but it’s safe to say … Continue reading
Academy Awards 2020 Exegesis
By popular demand, I’m going to do a halfhearted and highly truncated review of the show, focusing on the musical performances, okay? Here we go: Janelle Monae opened the show and even though it was a wildly all-over-the-place showbiz mishmash, … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2020 Exegesis
This year, I am giving out my own awards in my own categories. You can suggest your own categories if I missed any. Most Egregious Dress: Duh, this one is a no-brainer, right? The winner is Gwyneth “please hate me” … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2019 Exegesis
I know I’m late but the Exegesis must go on, so here we go. As usual, the show was a boring waste of time but let me say that the ONLY thing I wanted was for Lady Gaga not to … Continue reading
2018 VMA Awards Exegesis
Just Kill Yourself. That was the message of the 2018 Video Music Awards. From beginning to end, it was a travesty, lacking a single redeeming moment. You’ve probably heard how Madge embarrassed herself but it was so much worse. I’ll … Continue reading
Grammys 2017 Exegesis
The real story is Adele vs Beyonce but first let’s get the other stuff out of the way for those who missed the show. Chance the Rapper won Best New Artist and he seems well-loved by everyone. I don’t get … Continue reading