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Grammys 2011 for Dummies

Just quickly: Rhianna needs to take up prostitution and get it over with. Lady Gaga needs to get the fuck over herself. J Lo needs to lose the hair extensions and her creepy husband. Mick Jagger needs to eat and … Continue reading

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Golden Globes 2011 Exegesis

Here’s your icon of minimalist beauty, happy now? I just want to get the Tilda Swinton thing out of the way. You all love her, you love her awful style, you love her offbeat lifestyle, if you’re gay, you fucking … Continue reading

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Due To Popular Request

It’s on! Cunt of the Week  will be a new feature, and you can nominate a candidate by writing to me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com. Sting set the bar pretty high, but let’s face it, he’s not the only cunt around. Years … Continue reading

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Pre-Oscar Complaints

I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading

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Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis

Since some people have actual lives, I am once again providing a summary of the   Golden Globes Awards, having sat through most of it in a stupor when I wasn’t busy peeing or getting snacks. It was a pretty dull … Continue reading

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