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Grammys 2011 for Dummies
Just quickly: Rhianna needs to take up prostitution and get it over with. Lady Gaga needs to get the fuck over herself. J Lo needs to lose the hair extensions and her creepy husband. Mick Jagger needs to eat and … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2011 Exegesis
Here’s your icon of minimalist beauty, happy now? I just want to get the Tilda Swinton thing out of the way. You all love her, you love her awful style, you love her offbeat lifestyle, if you’re gay, you fucking … Continue reading
Due To Popular Request
It’s on! Cunt of the Week will be a new feature, and you can nominate a candidate by writing to me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com. Sting set the bar pretty high, but let’s face it, he’s not the only cunt around. Years … Continue reading
Pre-Oscar Complaints
I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis
Since some people have actual lives, I am once again providing a summary of the Golden Globes Awards, having sat through most of it in a stupor when I wasn’t busy peeing or getting snacks. It was a pretty dull … Continue reading