Tag Archives: Erin Wasson

Insouciant Style Blunder

Here are Erin Wasson and a girl carrying either an elephant trunk or a dead emu. Whatever. They were celebrating the Los Angeles opening of a Vanessa Bruno boutique, where, according to Refinery 29,   “all the L.A. lasses had us … Continue reading

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More Homeless Chic

Stylist Simon Rasmussen showed his first fashion collection at Copenhagen Fashion Week and it looks like those homelessistas are again the muse du jour. Is it already passe? Has Erin Wasson ruined it before it even got a chance to … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: Cyril Style

Listen, I don’t know who “Cyril Style” is either, but he’s a complete cunt. In describing a series of photos by Julia Chesky called “The Original Hipster,” featuring a homeless guy in New York, Cyril notes: Personally I have always … Continue reading

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Key Trends to Avoid

I plan to avoid any look devised by Alexander Wang, including this disturbing boot. Each time I see it, I feel upset. It looks like a shoe giving birth to another shoe, and that’s not something I want to dwell … Continue reading

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The Cowboy Thong Sandal

A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, … Continue reading

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Now With Twice The Horror

Here is Erin Wasson enjoying the triumph of her awful fashion show. How can you even calculate the horror? Begin with the hat, I guess, and work your way down. These sweatpants are like a little piece of Erin Wasson….a … Continue reading

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Ellery in Chains: It Gives Me a Blowjob™!

Imelda Matt turned me on to Ellery, one of Australia’s fantastic young designers whose footwear also gives me a blowjob .   Look at the sleeves on this denim jacket, available for pre-order at My-Catwalk.   I know there’s a hint of Erin … Continue reading

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What Kind of Wassonery is This?*

Ooh, here is our friend Erin at a party the other night at a shop in L.A. I love the exposed bra! I’ll bet she picked up this styling tip from a Homeless Woman! Still, she makes it her own. … Continue reading

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A Friend For Erin Wasson!

While dutifully checking out the monotonous stream of new arrivals at Revolve, I was drawn to the price of these pants: $429. What the hell? Then I saw the name of the designer, Kimberly Ovitz. If you live in L.A., … Continue reading

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