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Shoe Hilarity at Two Price Points
The Pageant by Zigi Shoes for $114. The Talon Heel by Nicholas Kirkwood for Rodarte, $1,865
This Shoe Makes Me Want to Cry
I guess that’s why a woman can’t be President. From Shopbop.
Irregular Choice or Unspeakable Horror?
I’m aware that the shoe brand Irregular Choice has its fans but surely this specimen is unforgivable. Take a moment to ponder the insults going on here. For some reason, the open toe strikes me as the last straw. I’m … Continue reading
Sass & Bide Plus Goony Bird =
What the hell is up with Sass & Bide? This skirt is just baffling. Shopbop, naturally, $265. Add Goony Bird and it’s a complete nightmare. Can anyone explain?
Complete This Sentence
This chino skirt would look great with ______________________.
Footwear That Dare Not Speak Its Name
Will you look at this shit? Is it a shoe or a boot or something else that never should have happened? It’s by Jeffrey Campbell, duh, and it’s called “The Knee High Iconic Gladiator” and here I forget the last … Continue reading
The Floral Slouch Clog
Hahahaha! $248 at Free People.
The Moto Bootie
Thong strap, zippers, folded cuffs, snaps, fake weaving, six inch heels….what, no kitchen sink? Remember how in The September Issue, Anna Wintour cringes and says, “We don’t use [the word] bootie?” Ha. Anna, you’re too sensitive. Try saying “Moto Bootie.” … Continue reading
The Cowboy Thong Sandal
A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, … Continue reading
How Cute is This Shoe?
Just kidding! When I clicked to enlarge the picture, just to be sure I wasn’t hallucinating, I was momentarily nauseated. But I like the third bullet point in the description: “Rat accent.” $100 at Revolve.