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A No-Boobs Zone

Have you noticed lately that there’s no escape from boobs? Every other fashion editorial sneaks in a model’s boob, if not complete nudity. Is this the Terry Richardsonization of fashion photography, or just the continuing of The End Of Innocence … Continue reading

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Is Androgeny Always a Plus?

No.

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Another Goddess

Oooooh! She’s like a cross between Daria and Angelina. How can someone be so beautiful?! Naty Chamanenko may not have a gap between her teeth, but I may have to dump Abby Lee for her. Do you have a non-lesbitious … Continue reading

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Goony Bird Perfects Her Stare

How does she do it?!? (Rag and Bone at Shopbop)

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Two Shopbop Girls and One Contest

This Shopbop girl has been bothering me for ages. Why does she always have to jut her head forward like this? Who tells her to do it? Or is it her trademark or something? Waaah, make it stop! Now, this … Continue reading

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Acne 2010 Spring: Hot or Not

This Acne model makes me want to ————————————————. *UPDATE:   Fixed the size for all you whiners!

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Smut, Art, and Body Image

The style blog Pipeline asks whether the new spate of erotic magazines “blur the line” between smut and art. I’ve noticed latley that you can’t get away from at least partial nudity in fashion layouts and fashion advertising. While US … Continue reading

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I Said No No No

Sometimes, things that are awful bring us joy; but sometimes, they’re just plain awful. Queen Marie was rightly offended by the notion of fake high-heels made for babies. For $35, you can buy a pair of these shoes, put them … Continue reading

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Britain’s Missing Top Model

In this new reality show, eight women with “differing disabilities” will compete before a panel of judges to prove they have what it takes to be a mainstream model. Huh? Is there something wrong with me or is there something … Continue reading

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“Whenever One Door Closes, Another One Opens”

The results are in. I have learned that I am too old and cranky to model for a camera, not to mention changing outfits. Notice how these overalls make me look like I’m wearing jodhpurs. I look like a hippo. … Continue reading

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