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Things I Don’t Want to See in 2011
It’s time to move on from the big black goat-hair coat. It was fun for a while but now it’s sad. Do any normal people wear them, or just fashion blogggers? I don’t want to see any version of the … Continue reading
Yes, a Hideous Shoe Post
Here is another offering from the cynical monster known as Jeffrey Campbell. Each time he comes out with one of these, he is slapping his knee and laughing. He wants to see how far he can push today’s brainwashed consumerettes. … Continue reading
Two “It Girls” for the Price of One
Here is Vanessa Traina, an It Girl I’ve only just discovered thanks to a magazine editorial on her grotesque and pretentious crib, which features a large quantity of fur and a stuffed zebra. I was going to devote a full … Continue reading
In its Own League of Awesome
(That’s how Solestruck describes this new creation by style butcher Jeffrey Campbell.) I like how this view features chipped toenail polish! But the very best thing of all is the strict directive: “Limit 3 per customer.“
The Shoe Motherlode
Everyone probably knows about this but me. However just in case I’m not alone in my ignorance, there is a Virtual Shoe Museum where you can marvel at weird shoes all day long! Check out William (Boy) Habraken‘s collection of … Continue reading
Take That, Jeffrey Campbell
Ugh! Oh god. As if! ‘What an Angel’ by Irregular Choice. $225 at Karmaloop.
A Shoegasm, Not
I know, you thought it was two shoes but it isn’t. Here is the explanation at Solestruck: “Can you handle the insane amount of ferocity in this Jeffrey Campbell XXL?? There is so much going on, it’s hard to focus … Continue reading
Morbid Awful Footwear plus DIY
The shoes at Saks.com are like a festival of roadkill. I’ve always loved fur but something about this footwear trend is making me gag. I wonder how dogs react when they see these things approaching? I’ve tried to decide which … Continue reading
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Luxirare Will Not Be Happy
This is the work of (IN)DECOROUS TASTE, who I just discovered thanks to my twisted sister, Mary. Look at the spikes inside the acrylic platform! If this shit isn’t insanely fierce and killing it, I don’t know what is.
OMG, Killing It
Sometimes it’s not enough to wear fierce boots that you can barely walk in and that make your feet look like hooves. Sometimes, you need horseshoes on the soles in order to get that Fuck, Yeah look. Here’s how Style … Continue reading