Tag Archives: shoes

Kate Moss for Melissa/Anglomania

What an arresting image! I love it. Can any of you smart ones offer an exegesis?

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Shoe Hilarity at Two Price Points

The Pageant by Zigi Shoes for $114. The Talon Heel by Nicholas Kirkwood for Rodarte, $1,865

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This Shoe Makes Me Want to Cry

I guess that’s why a woman can’t be President. From Shopbop.

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Irregular Choice or Unspeakable Horror?

I’m aware that the shoe brand Irregular Choice has its fans but surely this specimen is unforgivable.   Take a moment to ponder the insults going on here. For some reason, the open toe strikes me as the last straw. I’m … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: Tamara Mellon

Just to make sure we get how outrageous she is, Tamara Mellon, co-founder of has-been shoe company Jimmy Choo, posed nude for loathsome pervert/rapist Terry Richardson. Correctly deducing that the new line of $600 Jimmy Choo sneakers wasn’t horrific enough … Continue reading

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Footwear That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Will you look at this shit? Is it a shoe or a boot or something else that never should have happened? It’s by Jeffrey Campbell, duh, and it’s called “The Knee High Iconic Gladiator” and here I forget the last … Continue reading

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The Poetry of Stylebop

I love these shoes, but not as much as the selling points, as dreamed up by Stylebop. The Agnes Deyn reference almost ruined them for me, but not quite. If   they were affordable, I would wear them with everything except … Continue reading

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Key Trends to Avoid

I plan to avoid any look devised by Alexander Wang, including this disturbing boot. Each time I see it, I feel upset. It looks like a shoe giving birth to another shoe, and that’s not something I want to dwell … Continue reading

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The Floral Slouch Clog

Hahahaha! $248 at Free People.

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Three Choices, All Bad

Ann Demuelemeester   $1,225.00 Dolce Vita $175.00 Chloe Sevigny – Opening Ceremony $650.00 ~ God, when will these shoes go away? Who’s stupid enough to buy obtain the Ann D. version?

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