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The Moto Bootie
Thong strap, zippers, folded cuffs, snaps, fake weaving, six inch heels….what, no kitchen sink? Remember how in The September Issue, Anna Wintour cringes and says, “We don’t use [the word] bootie?” Ha. Anna, you’re too sensitive. Try saying “Moto Bootie.” … Continue reading
The Cowboy Thong Sandal
A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, … Continue reading
How Cute is This Shoe?
Just kidding! When I clicked to enlarge the picture, just to be sure I wasn’t hallucinating, I was momentarily nauseated. But I like the third bullet point in the description: “Rat accent.” $100 at Revolve.
Show Me The Money!
Are your feet big like mine? Are they a US 10 or IT 40? If so, you can buy these awesome Illex Kinni shoes RIGHT NOW for $230, saving yourself $20 from the retail price. Or! You can buy these … Continue reading
Gladiator Converse Sneakers
As if. ($150, Shopbop)
Explain These Shoes, and More
Just tell me why we need our feet to look like hooves or camel-toes. Is it because the designer is Maison Martin Margiela? Can I tell you a secret? I don’t care about Martin Margiela! Or even Ann Demeulemeester! I’m … Continue reading
The Thrill of Neiman Marcus
For the first time in months, I went out to shop today! My BF took us to Neiman Marcus, where we saw LaToya Jackson in the men’s department wearing a red Santa hat and sporting a bubble butt that jiggled … Continue reading
Facebook is Wack
Because I’m an addict and an idiot, I’ve spent hours tonight staring like a zombie at crap online. I checked out these pointy-tied Dr. Martens and thought, Eh, they won’t fit and I’ll just have to send them back. Later, … Continue reading
The Saddest Shoes in the World
These shoes make me want to cry. They look like a pre-school project. Which is usually a good thing. But not when they cost $1,605. How long before those cheap little rhinestones start to fall off? If shoes can feel … Continue reading
Comments for Jane 12-01-2009
By now, you’ve seen the pictures of Sea of Shoes at the ball. My sister pointed out that Sea’s dress was the only one with sleeves! I’m not sure if that’s the case, but it’s a good observation anyway. As … Continue reading