Tag Archives: shoes

Sea of Shoes is Through Taking Your Shit

Posted on November 25, 2009 by Sister Wolf

That’s right, you meanies. She has shut done her comments because of you. Well, not exactly.   Let her explain in her own words:   “Comments aren’t necessary.” Who cares what you people think?!? Fuck all y’all. Sea of Shoes is famous … Continue reading →

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Let’s Pause for a Moment of Joy!

Posted on October 10, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Has everyone seen the pix of Sea’s gay boyfriend?!?!? God this makes me happy. What a gift, know what I mean? Thanks for the heads up, andrea!

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What About Carol?

Posted on September 11, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I have to admit that I’m giddy with relief.   My kid’s condition has gone from critical to stable. It’s a fucking miracle. It’s all I really care about, and yet….it’s still fun to rant, complain and make fun of people! … Continue reading →

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Just Kill Me, I Bought More Shoes

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Godammit, I got an email update from Pixie Market and stupidly went to the website. A spell came over me, you know the one.   It sounds like this in your head: buy it! no don’t! in an endless loop. My … Continue reading →

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Playing Horsey

Posted on August 16, 2009 by Sister Wolf

If you’re not a horse but want to look like one, it’s your lucky day. These fierce ‘pony skin’ wedges by Finsk are now available at Amelie.   I like to think that Lou Doillon owns a pair.

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Starving vs Force-feeding

Posted on July 27, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Alexa Chung is rocking some fierce and super-coveted Acne wedges, but nobody seems to notice that she’s starving. Why won’t Alexa eat? The question is rhetorical. I know why. Been there, refused to eat that. Alexa probably looks in the … Continue reading →

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More Shoes to Worry About

Posted on July 11, 2009 by Sister Wolf

The sight of these boots from the new 80/20 lookbook triggered a variety of feelings, like OH NO, will I start wanting these? and ending with, Would Rumi wear them? From now on, when I evaluate footwear, I’m going to … Continue reading →

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Daphne Guinness is Just Normal, Get it?

Posted on July 8, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I know everybody loves Daphne Guinness. I’m about to get sacrilegious. Why does she talk like she has marbles in her mouth? Are her lips okay? Does she signify anything besides wealth and acquisitiveness? I’m sorry! I’m prepared to be … Continue reading →

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Shoe Problems Solved

Posted on June 30, 2009 by Sister Wolf

So many lives are hanging by a thread because of shoes. I came upon yet another blogger who nearly died of a broken heart when she couldn’t get the ACNE shoes she wanted. Thank god she found another pair of … Continue reading →

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Go Away, You Awful Teenagers

Posted on June 14, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Still under the influence of bad hair, I was informed by KOS of an online fashion mag whose editor is 15 years old. Sure enough, it’s all about high-priced ‘avant garde’ designers and models whose hands are THIS CLOSE to … Continue reading →

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