Tag Archives: shoes

Shoe Heaven!

Hahaha! What the hell are they talking about? “Three kinds of surprising animal skin types for the variety of animal.” God, you can’t ask for more in a shoe website, can you? This new shoe store is on Melrose Avenue … Continue reading

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Fashion’s New Rules for Fall 09

You will be craving bigass platform wedges and baggy Boyfriend Jackets. Or else. Acne Fall 09

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Why Don’t Women Dress for Men?

Here is a quote from the blog where I saw this photo: “When I came across this picture on the facehunter a few months ago, I started thinking about [the shoes] night and day. Staring at them didn’t do the … Continue reading

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Chloe Sevigny Advisory!

QUICK!   DROP EVERTHING! Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if … Continue reading

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The Shoe Challenge

Okay.   Pony fur, check.   Rhinestones, check.   Diamonds (?!), check.   Gladiator straps, check.   Absurd price, check. Is there a worse shoe, ( not   counting this one from Topshop, which I’m sure is a little joke and not really a shoe, as … Continue reading

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Sandals to the Rescue

Before you pass judgment on the person who would spend $1,980 on a pair of sandals, let me explain: These python Alaia sandals are actually designed for the fashion-savvy leper, who traditionally must carry a clapper and bell to warn … Continue reading

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Shoe Intervention: One Day at a Time

I saw this picture today and it triggered my addiction. I vaguely recalled seeing these shoes online somewhere and being crushed that they were sold out in my size. But now I had to go look for them again. And … Continue reading

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Thank God, I Hate It!

What a relief to find some fur on the runway that I don’t want. These two numbers by Givenchy are repulsive, aren’t they? I’m sure Madonna will show up in one, so I’m already bracing myself. The one on the … Continue reading

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You’ll Wear it, Don’t Argue

The gods have spoken and it’s clear that by fall we’ll all be wearing black leather leggings, shaggy fur jackets and lethal high heels. At least we have two choices for the shoes: toe-exposing boots or something with fringe. I … Continue reading

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Sting Ruins Everything

Sting has always been on my Top Five hit-list, and he’s earned it the old fashioned way, by being a cunt. I’ve just read a quote of his that ranks above all his other crimes: “I think cancer – I’m … Continue reading

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