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Monthly Archives: September 2008
Pausing to cry and reflect
This is Mandy. Today I learned that she died from an overdose. I don’t know what her drug of choice was. I think she took anything she could get her hands on. I met her at the rehab place where … Continue reading
Palin Shmalin: We’re Making Progress!
That horrible Palin woman is finally unraveling before our eyes, and I can only think it’s the brave members of PAP Smear who are behind this holy miracle! Today, Tanning-gate (the news that Mrs. P installed a tanning bed in … Continue reading
“Hair, of course, is never just about the hair.”
This is a quote from a piece about Mrs. P in the New York Times. I couldn’t agree more. Surely your hair says something about how you perceive yourself and how you want to be perceived. Personally, I never liked … Continue reading
Women Who Don’t Get It
Here is ol’ 8-pack Dara Torres, post Olympics, appearing on the runway in a New York fashion show. I’d like to say that I photo-shopped this picture but no. She really does look like a man. But she’s sporting a … Continue reading
An Exciting Contest to Distract us From The Apocalypse!
Happy now? Me neither! Here you can see the stupid leggings that I was the last to know about. I think they are less horrible than reputed to be, but they are not comfortable and there is no point to … Continue reading
Rats and Pigs!
When was the last time you heard the word ‘pig’ so often? When you grabbed a bay’s toes and went “This little piggie went to market…?” Or when you saw the movie “Babe?” Recently, I was blessed with a huge … Continue reading
This Palin Bitch is Wearing Me Out
It’s as if all life has stopped, except for a throbbing, metastatic dread of Sarah Palin. All the TV pundints are blabbing about her, or blabbing about how much blabbing there is. She hasn’t granted interviews thus far because Grandpa’s … Continue reading
PAP Smear Official Business
*UPDATE* You can now order you PAP Smear shirts and buttons here! *UPDATE II* Note the new improved logo People, we can thank our good friends Dr. Larue and Honeypants for this wonderful logo. Feel free to copy it and … Continue reading
Damn My Internet Addiction!
Thanks to my friend Honeypants, I have just wasted two hours looking at the crazy merchandise you can get at Pin-Up Girl Clothing. I would kick her ass for doing this to me, but she just lived through another hurricane … Continue reading
Are Tattoos Still Cool?
I was clicking through the runway pictures of Limi Feu’s FW-08 designs, and I found my self admiring this model, simply on the basis of her tattoos. You’d think I’m old enough to know that tattoos don’t signify renegades anymore. … Continue reading