Yearly Archives: 2009

Starving vs Force-feeding

Posted on July 27, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Alexa Chung is rocking some fierce and super-coveted Acne wedges, but nobody seems to notice that she’s starving. Why won’t Alexa eat? The question is rhetorical. I know why. Been there, refused to eat that. Alexa probably looks in the … Continue reading →

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The Real Housewives of Venice

Posted on July 26, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Last night some time after midnight, while trying to figure out why I was watching a show called “Miami Social” since I can never remember who the characters are or which ones are the more offensive, I was rudely interrupted … Continue reading →

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The Dregs of the Dregs of Reality TV

Posted on July 25, 2009 by Sister Wolf

My husband discovered a new show for us to watch late at night, now that we’ve developed the habit of following Reality TV so we can jeer at stupid idiots and feel infinitely superior. “Watch What Happens Live” is like … Continue reading →

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Two Ways to Honor Michael Jackson

Posted on July 25, 2009 by Sister Wolf

One way is to buy this jacket (now available in white) from BB Dakota. $79 Or, you can wear this air-brushed t-shirt with little black rhinestones on the fro (!), even though your husband always asks “Who’s that supposed to … Continue reading →

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But What Will Prostitutes Wear?

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is the KEY LOOK for Fall, modeled by Shopbop’s new model, Rumer 2.0, featuring the all important shaggy fur jacket. Yes, this is the very same faux fur immortalized by Sea of Shoes and Her Mom in Vogue magazine! … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin: Getting Her Back to Shiny

Posted on July 22, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Mrs. Palin’s longtime hair stylist, Jessica Steele, is in deep shit. After telling the New York Times that Mrs. P’s hair was thinning and needed emergency help, she retracted this bombshell on Twitter, obviously afraid for her life and the … Continue reading →

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Quick, Name Your Style!

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Sister Wolf

God, I hate change, and now Shopbop has ignored the maxim “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” I was perfectly happy with the website and its Dysfunctional Family of glaring anorexic models. Now, they have introduced a handy way … Continue reading →

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Sparkly Nail Polish Advisory

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is a beautiful 3-pack Nail Lacquer Set called “Celebrate” by the Lippman Collection.   I’m wearing Superstar (“show-stopping copper-flecked fudge glitter”). You also get a sheer black with a subtle sparkle, and a Ruby Slipper color called Ruby Red Slippers. … Continue reading →

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Tragic Fashion Boy

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I have wasted several hours tonight by following links from blog to blog, and here’s the scoop: There are a ton of blogs that seem dedicated to advancing a style I want to call Clueless Goth. It’s heavy on the … Continue reading →

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Lessons From Madonna

Posted on July 19, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Madonna was not put here on Earth just to annoy us, it turns out.   We can learn from her, if only we open our hearts and minds. Look at the photo above. Really look. Are you receiving Her message? Madonna … Continue reading →

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