Yearly Archives: 2009

The Horror of Insomnia

This is what happens when you stay up too late. You start looking at shit on the Karmaloop website. Pretty soon you don’t know what to think.   Here’s their exclusive Catfight Jeans, only around   $50-something dollars. Here’s the Exclusive Brianel … Continue reading

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Stop Dying, Motherfuckers!

For the last 24 hours, I have been acutely remorseful about watching Michael Jackson’s head on fire. I watched the video online, and now it’s being played on CNN, in an endless loop of mock horror and shock. Even Mark … Continue reading

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Paging Rumi!

“Predatory and provocative, these leather shorts feature vertical zipper details. Hidden zipper and hook-and-eye closure at side. Lined.”    By McQ – Alexander McQueen. $755 Maybe with an insanely shredded tshirt and ___________________. Fill in the rest. Winner gets an … Continue reading

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Vivienne Westwood Agrees on Tablecloths!

How timely! Here, you can watch Viv urge people to make clothes out of tablecloths if they find a nice one. How lovely to hear the ultimate arbiter of great style chime in on our tablecloth plans for fall/winter!   It’s … Continue reading

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Ugly Jeans Face-Off

One of a Kind Designer Distressed Jeans [by Madewell].   $225 “Lovingly demolished, these dirty-wash skinny jeans feature paint splatter and shredded holes. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Wrinkling at front. Worn spots and heavy distressing throughout. 10″ leg opening.” The … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin and The Unspeakable

Here is Mrs. Palin, just days after her resignation, preparing a baby for human sacrifice.   Mrs. P is marking the spot where the giddy mother will cut the heart out for the Unholy Offering. Oh fine.   Maybe I’m just hallucinating. … Continue reading

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Your Key Piece For Fall

Your rocker chic look will revolve around the leather dress. These two are at Intermix.   Haha, I already have mine. I’ve got my over-the-knee leather boots and my six leather jackets. Now all I’m missing are the leather you-know-whats (I’ve … Continue reading

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Fashion: Too Fashionable

Louise Wilson, the course director of the M.A. program at Central Saint Martins, voices a complaint in an interview with Cathy Horyn. I think the problem is that fashion has become too fashionable. For years, fashion wasn’t fashionable. Today fashion … Continue reading

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More Shoes to Worry About

The sight of these boots from the new 80/20 lookbook triggered a variety of feelings, like OH NO, will I start wanting these? and ending with, Would Rumi wear them? From now on, when I evaluate footwear, I’m going to … Continue reading

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Beauty and Babies

Look at Blanket.   It almost hurts to see such a beautiful child.   I can’t stop looking at him. Ambika asked me to list Ten Honest Things, so my outburst above is number 1. 2. I love babies. 3. I want … Continue reading

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