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Yearly Archives: 2009
Daphne Guinness is Just Normal, Get it?
I know everybody loves Daphne Guinness. I’m about to get sacrilegious. Why does she talk like she has marbles in her mouth? Are her lips okay? Does she signify anything besides wealth and acquisitiveness? I’m sorry! I’m prepared to be … Continue reading
I Told You So
I told you girdles and suspender belts were hot, but would you listen? Now, Dior is on board, and let’s see who can resist the call. Girdles, garter belts, industrial strength brassieres, it’s all good. Taking a hint from Amanda … Continue reading
You Can Take the Cunt Out of Wasilla, But
How does the rest of it go? Oh, never mind. How about this instead: In a letter to her followers, trying to clarify her reason for quitting, Mrs. Palin explained “It’s about country.” Sheeit Negro! That’s all you had to … Continue reading
The Palin Palinoscopy
“Let’s not all start sucking each other’s dicks just yet, gentleman.” ~ The Wolf, Pulp Fiction I know how shocked you are by Mrs. Palin’s announcement today, so I’m going to share the inside scoop. Yes, she was tweaking on … Continue reading
I Want Doesn’t Get
Ladies, do we love these crazy gloves? Dominic Jones has a new line of jewelry out, including leather gloves with white gold plated nails. They also come in red, with gold nails. Whoever he is, his ad campaign is working. … Continue reading
Never Will Say Goodbye
Day six and we’re all still feeding on Michael Jackson. The more we feast, the hungrier we get. I don’t know how much more I can take. But I don’t know how I’ll handle the end of it, if an … Continue reading
Shoe Problems Solved
So many lives are hanging by a thread because of shoes. I came upon yet another blogger who nearly died of a broken heart when she couldn’t get the ACNE shoes she wanted. Thank god she found another pair of … Continue reading
The Other Douches
After Jill and Braindance shared their childhood memories of douche bags, I recalled my own uneasy feelings about those rubber things hanging over the bathtub when I was a kid. They were certainly a fixture in our bathroom, along with … Continue reading
Looking Stupid at Two Price-Points
Here is an awful stupid top with a horse on it, for $55 at Revolve Clothing. If you prefer spending the big bucks on something awful and stupid, Stella McCartney nails it with this knit dress, at her online shop … Continue reading
The Irony of Misunderstanding Irony
When Cathy Horyn wrote a piece in the NYT called “Irony and the Old Lady” she was complaining about women who seem to deliberately wear silly clothes after the age of 50. The complaint was picked up in The Cut, … Continue reading