Monthly Archives: August 2010

Let’s Try Something New

Ahem. Let the meeting come to order! First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be … Continue reading

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I Won, So There!

After all my labor at Refinery 29, I won a contest at Fashion Intel! Yay! I haven’t had a watch since I lost mine in January, so this is the perfect prize. Some bitch castigated me for entering the Refinery … Continue reading

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Comments For Jane 8-3-2010

Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides. Sea acquired an ugly cockroach necklace in an effort to establish her quirkiness, and she heaped on the black eye liner … Continue reading

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Kourtney and like, Kim

I’m like watching the Kardashian girls on TV and it’s like so full of drama! Kourtney is like so mad at that douche who knocked her up and like Kim wants her to like face reality? And like Kourt’s baby … Continue reading

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The Perfect Template!

They forget the monkey fur, but otherwise, perfect, don’t you think?

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