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Monthly Archives: November 2010
The Unending Awfullness of Courtney Love
Courtney Love has finally triumphed over bad plastic surgery and now looks like a generic Hollywood cougar. Kurt would be spinning in his grave if dead people could still be embarrassed. In any case, her offenses against his memory (not … Continue reading
The Perfect Leather Skirt
for when you want to spend $445 to look like you’re wearing a bath towel. by Haute Hippie at Shopbop.
Getting Silly With Summer
Crap lighting and out of sync, with an unforgettable performance by a tongue. *Do you love us?? Yes, no, or undecided?
This is My Process
First I blamed the feckless girlfriend. Then I blamed the pain doctor for prescribing all those opiates. Then I blamed myself for not hiding them better. Then I blamed the doctor who told him to amputate his leg. Then I … Continue reading
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Can Someone Explain Twitter?
I signed up at Twitter, initially, to follow Mrs. Palin and Amanda Palmer. I couldn’t handle the former but the latter rewarded me with a free concert last night. Then, I started tweeting just to annoy people. When that didn’t … Continue reading
Thin Enough Yet?
Not too long ago, I complained about the way this model was photoshopped. Now I’d like to complain that she appears to be starving right before our eyes. I’m sure she is naturally thin, blah blah blah, but this isn’t … Continue reading
Be My Baby
The What band at some club in NYC featuring Max Wolf on guitar and lead vocal – covering his favorite song of all time.
Benefit Speaks!
Patricia Caro <patriciac@benefitcosmetics.com> Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 12:37 PM It’s war at the makeup counter Hi, I read your blog post about your recent visit at a Benefit counter and I would love to help. Can you please let … Continue reading