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When is Bitterness a Disorder?
Psychiatrists have defined a new subgroup of what is known as ‘adjustment disorders.’ Somewhat similar to post traumatic stress disorder, post traumatic embitterment disorder is triggered by a negative life event which “is experienced as a violation of basic beliefs … Continue reading
Madge vs Angelina Smackdown
Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading
Shoe Heaven!
Hahaha! What the hell are they talking about? “Three kinds of surprising animal skin types for the variety of animal.” God, you can’t ask for more in a shoe website, can you? This new shoe store is on Melrose Avenue … Continue reading
Pam Hogg: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Everybody knows that Pam Hogg was mean to our Susie B, and now she’ll regret it, but she’s still a cunt. Maybe she’s mad because she’s old. She also looks like she needs something to eat. As far as I’m … Continue reading
Sharon Osbourne Needs to Call Me
Sharon Osbourne is known to be a voracious shopper capable of dropping $65,000 on a single excursion. I don’t know much else about her. My friend Jane invited me to come with her to a private sale of Sharon Osbourne’s … Continue reading
I’m Just Here to Help
Do you want to consider whether your use of the Internet is an addiction? Me neither! Then don’t go here to find out. Do you think it would be tragic to use a website called Closet Viewer to catalog your … Continue reading
MySpace Romance: True Fiction
Just when I’m trying to finish writing a story I’ve been struggling with, I have to go and orchestrate another MySpace debacle. Can someone please keep track of these for me? I’m losing count. This one was triggered by some … Continue reading
Jewelry That Speaks to Me
Even though I’m so happy with my little woolfie necklace from Her Amagingness Wendy Brandes there’s no such thing as enough jewelry (or anything else.) This wolf pendent above, by dead ponies, is carrying his tail for some reason, and … Continue reading
Ode to Rumi
Oh Roomy I saw you speak for the first time Somehow perfect Valley Girl diction, monotone inappropriate laughter Almost Asian but not enough Big mistake rocking that teased hair. ~ dedicated to alittlelux, who sent me here.
Andrew Krasnow: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Okay, so Andrew Krasnow is an ‘artist’ whose medium is human skin. His ‘work’ is made from the skin of White men who have donated their bodies to science. Apparently, the left over skin can be purchased at auction. Eoow. … Continue reading