Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Fashion’s New Rules for Fall 09

You will be craving bigass platform wedges and baggy Boyfriend Jackets. Or else. Acne Fall 09

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An Apology From Sister Wolf

I would like to apologize for the state of California, its idiotic voters and its supreme court, on this black day in our history. I did my best to prevent the election of a stupid body builder as Governor of … Continue reading

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Death & Anger Updates

I just stupidly clicked on an ad that asked “Why so angry?” and ended up here. UGH, now I’m even angrier! Fuck you, happier.com! If I wanted a bowl of flowers, I’d go get one. That’s the anger part. ~ … Continue reading

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Why Don’t Women Dress for Men?

Here is a quote from the blog where I saw this photo: “When I came across this picture on the facehunter a few months ago, I started thinking about [the shoes] night and day. Staring at them didn’t do the … Continue reading

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The Crypto-Hipster

I am planning to work on a thorough and definitive study of Hipsters, but naturally I’m putting it off,   because it involves a lot of work. However, I think we can all agree for now that a Hipster is someone … Continue reading

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More To Love From Shopbop

Remember Sad Redhead Girl? Back in the day when she never smiled? Well, here she is in a plastic bag of some kind. It’s purported to be a Metallic Goddess Tank, by Free People. The Shopbop copywriter seems to be … Continue reading

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Angelina to Jen: Just Kill Yourself!

Each time I see a picture like this, I can feel Jen dying a tiny death, like an oragasm in reverse.   Even this close to death from starvation, Angelina is breathtaking. Swathed in nude chiffon, lips emitting a flourescent glare … Continue reading

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Men Love Skirts & Rachel Bilson’s Chanel

When this skirt suit by Thom Browne sold out at Gilt Group (reduced to $1,288) fashion blogs got all excited. What’s the surprise all about? The men I know LOVE Thom Browne. Let’s see, men famous for wearing skirts:   David … Continue reading

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Antichrist, Anyone?

I admire Lars Von Trier more for his pranks than his artistry, although I thought Dogville was pretty brilliant.   Breaking the Waves, Dancing in the Dark, nope, not for me. Too much angst, too little catharsis. Now, his new film … Continue reading

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Who the Hell are John and Kate?

There are too many names out there, and it’s getting way too hard to keep up. Who are these John and Kate people who are now having marital problems? I saw one of them on TV last night, and she … Continue reading

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