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This is Not a Mom Blog
But I am nothing if not a mom. I was too depressed to write a Mother’s Day thing. I was planning to link back to Mothers Who Kill, to get a discussion going. Then I considered posting a photo of … Continue reading
Chloe Sevigny Advisory!
QUICK! DROP EVERTHING! Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if … Continue reading
The Horror of Unemployment
Having been laid off from a job that paid $500 an hour, I am reduced to looking for work at craigslist. Here is some actual correspondence from this week, typos included, edited only to protect my identity. Hello, I am … Continue reading
The Shoe Challenge
Okay. Pony fur, check. Rhinestones, check. Diamonds (?!), check. Gladiator straps, check. Absurd price, check. Is there a worse shoe, ( not counting this one from Topshop, which I’m sure is a little joke and not really a shoe, as … Continue reading
Cher: Mutton Dressed as Mutton
A reader brought up the subject of Cher, and while I’d rather ignore her, the issue of how to age gracefully is never far from my mind. Regarding Cher and her reprise of the see-through bodysuit, it was horrible and … Continue reading
Mrs. P’s Book Deal
It stands to reason that a fucking moron with no facility for the English language would be offered several million dollars to write a book. Robert Barnett, the attorney who brokered the deal with HarperCollins, is also quite the linguist. … Continue reading
Girdles Part 2: True Fiction
At thirteen, I still had braces on my teeth but I wore a ton of eyeliner to compensate. I was looking for trouble and I found it in an attic apartment occupied by a pair of Dirty Hippies. The Hippies … Continue reading
Look Sexy, But Say No
Thanks to the diligence of Palingates, I’m now aware of The Candie’s Foundation, the organization that hired Bristol Palin as a poster girl for teenage abstinence. If there’s not enough hypocrisy in Bristol Palin telling teenagers not to have sex, … Continue reading
Vulgar Ode to the Green Jacket
When this green jacket was delivered, I was afraid to open the package. But like so many things that are scary at first, it was fucking fabulous. This is the most beautiful garment you can imagine. Softest lambskin, velvety soft … Continue reading
Wednesday Night Cuntfest
I subscribe to a newsletter that tells me what’s going on in L.A. Yesterday, it included a plea from a shop in Santa Monica that is struggling to stay in business. They are “reaching out” and asking for support. BUT! … Continue reading