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Living With Your Face
When I saw this picture today, I was transfixed. When I saw Connie Culp on the news tonight, I was stunned. As “the nation’s first face transplant recipient,” here’s what she said: Don’t judge people who don’t look the same … Continue reading
Madonna Brings It
YES. She nailed it.
I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher
“…the creation of Twitter… is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer.” Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it? “For someone like me … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Words
Tagged people who should just die, stupid morons
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Shopping: The Relapse
Having admitted that I am addicted to shopping, I vowed to stop. Nevertheless, I bought this jacket. Can anyone explain why I need it? Complete this sentence: “I’m glad I bought this jacket because now ____________”
Guess What the Rodarte Sisters Gave Me!
Nah, just kidding. They don’t know me and I don’t know them. I have never looked at the Satorialist or any other blog that shows people on the street. I don’t want to know about Twitter. But I do spend … Continue reading
Paris Hilton Designs for Kids
When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was “Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?” I’m so embarrassed.
Kelly Bensimon, a Gift From God
Once again, I’m the last one to find out about something that the whole world already knows. When it comes to hating Kelly Bensimon though, better late than never! What a fucking horrible woman! When you’re watching Kelly Bensimon, she … Continue reading
The Military Bootie
Hahaha! $950 at Bergdorf Goodman. But why stop there? This insanely chic leather Crusader Helmet is only $80. Or imagine the envious looks you’ll get by rocking this Greek Spartan Helmet? It’s on sale for $199. Admit that you’re smitten. … Continue reading
The Meaning of Susan Boyle, Part 2
So Susan Boyle has not only groomed her eyebrows, but get this: SHE BOUGHT A NEW LIPSTICK! I’m trying not to read any more stories or opinions about Susan Boyle, but I slipped up today. The Daily Mail is making … Continue reading
More Stupid Balmainia
God almighty, it just gets worse. I came across this tragic t-shirt at Ben Sherman (where I went after seeing some Ben Sherman trousers somewhere else, after spending what seemed like five hours of frenzied searching for the shoes I … Continue reading