Author Archives: Sister Wolf

The Lesser of Two Evils

I have PTSD and the world is going to hell, but for the moment I’m choosing to focus on other matters. For example, here is a challenging dilemma: Who is more annoying. Gwyneth or Chloe? On the one hand, Gwyneth … Continue reading →

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The Miracle of the Flat Iron

I was going to a wedding on Sunday, so my friend Andy insisted on  straightening  my hair for the occasion. It’s the first time I’ve ever had my hair flat-ironed. It’s so silky and it looks so much longer! But I can’t … Continue reading →

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Butch

If you’ve had enough of Andre Pejic and the other girly boys, you might be ready a gender-bending girl. Eleonora Bose, known as Bimba to her fans, is a model and singer from Madrid whose looks I find both confusing … Continue reading →

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Seething Hatred

Three months ago, I wrote about how hard it is to accept being powerless. Now, I am a malignant mass of seething hatred for my ex-husband. If only I could kill him. It would be an act of mariticide, although … Continue reading →

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Shopbop Trifecta!

“Boyfriend/girlfriend Hipster Leggings.” $97 – shopbop. What more could you ask for, besides antlers?

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Better Words

There are so may feelings and situations for which there are no words in  English. 1. What about the feeling when you want to kill your ex-husband? I have that right now. 2. What  about  that tingle you get when you swallow some … Continue reading →

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This is Just Bullshit

Alex Wang expects you to pay $395 for a pair of jeans with a swipe of paint down the sides. “These dirty-wash straight-leg jeans feature foil accents at the sides. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Mild distressing and worn edges.” … Continue reading →

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The Art of the Prank**

Few things are more delightful than a well-executed prank.  A good prank is a noble creative endeavor – that’s what I tell myself about the ones I’ve engaged in. The Nat Tate prank was devised by British novelist William Boyd … Continue reading →

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Stupidest New Website

“Today marks the official launch of  TheFix.com, a new content site aimed at recovering drug and alcohol users.” I read that and imagined a nice scholarly-looking website filled with information and resources, like the sites about autism or migraines. Instead, it’s … Continue reading →

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Tits on Tumblr

I am hopelessly addicted to tumblr. I tell myself it’s a “better” addiction than others I’ve acquired since I learned to use a computer. It’s better than online shopping and it’s better than twitter. The only problem is that like … Continue reading →

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