Category Archives: Celebrities

Andre Leon Talley: Why?

I just saw “Valentino: The Last Emperor” for the first time, and of course it is delightful. The love story, the pugs, the hair, the dresses, the excess! My favorite moment was Valentino’s emotional proclamation: “An evening dress that reveals … Continue reading

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Keith or Anita?

Thinking about the Stones during all the Exile on Main Street mania, I realized that while most girls cite Anita Pallenberg as a Style Muse, I would choose Keith instead. Anita is gorgeous. She got at least two Stones to … Continue reading

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Not Better Than a Poke in the Eye

Am I the only female on earth who doesn’t care about Sex and the City? I don’t care about the new movie any more than I cared about the other movie, which I didn’t see. Who gives a shit about … Continue reading

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URGENT MESSAGE TO TAVI

Dear Tavi, Welcome aboard the Terry Richardson Hoopla Machine! Better late than never. May I quote your blog from yesterday? “I know this won’t do anything. I kind of thought that the Not Okay stuff would end after all that … Continue reading

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The Sarah Silverman Problem

Few things are more compelling to me than a heated debate over What Constitutes Art.   A recent controversy surrounding Sarah Silverman also offers a quandary about ethics. Ms. Silverman was invited to speak at the prestigious TED conference this year. … Continue reading

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The Black Baby Gambit

AS IF! This has got to be the most outrageous damage-control move in the history of publicists. Imagine being at the meeting where this story was hatched. “Okay, we’ve got to change the narrative about Sandra, asap! The Nazi stories … Continue reading

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Gap Teeth Love

I don’t know why a gap between the front teeth is so endearing, but I assume it’s something to do with evoking babies. I can’t resist a gap-toothed smile.   It’s only fair that Johnny Depp got the gappest-toothed woman in … Continue reading

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Cunt of the Week™: Tamara Mellon

Just to make sure we get how outrageous she is, Tamara Mellon, co-founder of has-been shoe company Jimmy Choo, posed nude for loathsome pervert/rapist Terry Richardson. Correctly deducing that the new line of $600 Jimmy Choo sneakers wasn’t horrific enough … Continue reading

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The Wisdom of Rumer Willis

I’m having trouble with Being Present. I find that whatever I’m doing, I’m somewhere else in my head. This isn’t good. It causes a lot of household problems, because I don’t remember what I started out to do. The only … Continue reading

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The Truth About Brad and Angie!

If you’ve been following your celebrity gossip, you know that Brad and Angie sleep in separate beds, and that Angie is a controlling psycho who giggles when the kids cry. I have a very special secret to tell you, that … Continue reading

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