Category Archives: Celebrities

Cunt of the Week™: Tamara Mellon

Posted on April 24, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Just to make sure we get how outrageous she is, Tamara Mellon, co-founder of has-been shoe company Jimmy Choo, posed nude for loathsome pervert/rapist Terry Richardson. Correctly deducing that the new line of $600 Jimmy Choo sneakers wasn’t horrific enough … Continue reading →

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The Wisdom of Rumer Willis

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I’m having trouble with Being Present. I find that whatever I’m doing, I’m somewhere else in my head. This isn’t good. It causes a lot of household problems, because I don’t remember what I started out to do. The only … Continue reading →

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The Truth About Brad and Angie!

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

If you’ve been following your celebrity gossip, you know that Brad and Angie sleep in separate beds, and that Angie is a controlling psycho who giggles when the kids cry. I have a very special secret to tell you, that … Continue reading →

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Hot or Not

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I think I might be the only person in the world (besides Jesse James) who thinks this woman is hotter than Sandra Bullock. I just tried to get my husband to agree, but no dice. I don’t care if Sandra … Continue reading →

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The Cher Sighting

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Today, I went to Beverly Hills with the BFF and she had to hiss “Cher!” at me before I noticed Cher standing right by us in the Neiman Marcus shoe department! I turned to gawk at Cher, who looked just … Continue reading →

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The Face Problem

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Sister Wolf

When I saw this picture today, showing Mackenzie Phillips‘ new face, I was so excited that I sent the link to my BFF. Apparently, Mackenzie   spent $50,000 on the new face, for laser resurfacing, cosmetic dental work, botox, etc etc. … Continue reading →

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Jessica Simpson: Not Just Fat

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

First of all, she is fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”.   Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show. … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards Exegesis 2010

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading →

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Alexa Chung / Lou Doillon

Posted on March 7, 2010 by Sister Wolf

What’s the difference between Alexa Chung and Lou Doillon? Okay, one looks more like a horse, but otherwise, is there that much of a difference? Why do we need two of them?

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Hands Off Shiloh!

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thanks to Iron Chic for calling my attention to this ridiculous cover story in Life & Style Weekly, my illustrious former employer. While the magazine is known for its fair and balanced, ahem, reporting, this story about Brad and Angie‘s … Continue reading →

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