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Boo Hoo for Lindsay Lohan
Why can’t I feel bad for poor Lindsay? I think it’s the duck lips. They just make me mad. Who asked her to get these lips? She messed up her face out of sheer greed! She had nice lips, but … Continue reading
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Real Lesbians
I didn’t watch The L Word, but The Real L Word, a new show about Real Lesbians, is providing plenty of excitement at my house. My husband finds it for me on the Showtime channel, and I sit back and … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: What a Fucking Cunt!™
Please force yourself to watch these two minutes of gibberish, as they will raise your spirits even as they insult your intelligence. Keep in mind that she’s speaking at a college and yet denigrates college students. I love this stupid … Continue reading
Andre Leon Talley: Why?
I just saw “Valentino: The Last Emperor” for the first time, and of course it is delightful. The love story, the pugs, the hair, the dresses, the excess! My favorite moment was Valentino’s emotional proclamation: “An evening dress that reveals … Continue reading
Keith or Anita?
Thinking about the Stones during all the Exile on Main Street mania, I realized that while most girls cite Anita Pallenberg as a Style Muse, I would choose Keith instead. Anita is gorgeous. She got at least two Stones to … Continue reading
Not Better Than a Poke in the Eye
Am I the only female on earth who doesn’t care about Sex and the City? I don’t care about the new movie any more than I cared about the other movie, which I didn’t see. Who gives a shit about … Continue reading
URGENT MESSAGE TO TAVI
Dear Tavi, Welcome aboard the Terry Richardson Hoopla Machine! Better late than never. May I quote your blog from yesterday? “I know this won’t do anything. I kind of thought that the Not Okay stuff would end after all that … Continue reading
The Sarah Silverman Problem
Few things are more compelling to me than a heated debate over What Constitutes Art. A recent controversy surrounding Sarah Silverman also offers a quandary about ethics. Ms. Silverman was invited to speak at the prestigious TED conference this year. … Continue reading
The Black Baby Gambit
AS IF! This has got to be the most outrageous damage-control move in the history of publicists. Imagine being at the meeting where this story was hatched. “Okay, we’ve got to change the narrative about Sandra, asap! The Nazi stories … Continue reading