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Due To Popular Request
It’s on! Cunt of the Week will be a new feature, and you can nominate a candidate by writing to me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com. Sting set the bar pretty high, but let’s face it, he’s not the only cunt around. Years … Continue reading
Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board. Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, … Continue reading
The Cowboy Thong Sandal
A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, … Continue reading
Casting Your Life
Thanks to Hammie, I now know what actress should play me in the movie based on my life: Catherine Keener. Perfect choice, Hammie! She is definitely an idealized version of me…an attractive, mature hippie type. Or as I like to … Continue reading
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
This is a real question. This is how Madonna dressed her daughter Mercy for a day out in Manhattan, while she herself wore some crap by Ed Hardy. Why does she want her child to look like a fucking lawn … Continue reading
Now With Twice The Horror
Here is Erin Wasson enjoying the triumph of her awful fashion show. How can you even calculate the horror? Begin with the hat, I guess, and work your way down. These sweatpants are like a little piece of Erin Wasson….a … Continue reading
Three Quotes to Think About
Kelly Bensimon, on why her Playboy photos don’t feature gratuitous shots of her genitals: “I don’t think that part of a woman’s body is really evocative. The roundness of the hips, the buttocks, the breast, the shoulders, the clavicle, the … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis
If you missed the Golden Globes Awards, you didn’t miss much, but here are the highlights: Nicole Kidman wanted to show off her nipples. Why, I have no idea. She appears to have lost her mind or her bathroom mirror. … Continue reading
I’d Like to Thank the Gays
Remember when Lady Gaga said that on live TV? I thought it sounded insulting, until one of my own gays explained that she used the words ironically. Watching Anderson Cooper reporting from Haiti tonight, I was struck anew by his … Continue reading
Are You More Than Your Ass?
Just when you forget to worry about the size of your butt, photos of famous butts rise up to remind you. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both enjoying their holiday in Thailand, but only one of them has a … Continue reading