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The Unending Awfullness of Courtney Love
Courtney Love has finally triumphed over bad plastic surgery and now looks like a generic Hollywood cougar. Kurt would be spinning in his grave if dead people could still be embarrassed. In any case, her offenses against his memory (not … Continue reading
Thin Enough Yet?
Not too long ago, I complained about the way this model was photoshopped. Now I’d like to complain that she appears to be starving right before our eyes. I’m sure she is naturally thin, blah blah blah, but this isn’t … Continue reading
TFB: Exploitation or Success?
When I first saw this photo of Tragic Fashion Boy, I felt a mixture of outrage and sorrow. It’s part of some fashion shoot but it looks like child pornography. Is it the bony little torso that makes it upsetting? … Continue reading
Vagina Monologues Texas Style
Authors : gretchen bell aka dolly python , and Monique. 2010 A bare stage. Two friends at computers. A hint of spittle at the corner of each mouth. They speak the words in unison as they type. AND, I mailed … Continue reading
The Nose Ring
“The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.” Karl Marx Many years ago, I got my nose pierced. I think I was going through a rough period, because I remember my husband barging into the tattoo parlor to finish … Continue reading
Gala Darling Wants Stuff
Some helpful readers have alerted me to the Gala Darling wish list at Amazon.com, and it has been a revelation. Here I thought those wish lists were for books you wanted to read. The list of 348 items that Gala … Continue reading
Skinny Fat Skinny Fat
This is my current favorite model at RevolveClothing. I call her Doll Girl because of her perfect doll-like face and proportions. But today, I saw this picture and did a double-take. What the hell?! Is Doll Girl photoshopped here? Who … Continue reading
Meet Monique
Remember an avid troll commenter called Monique, who returned again and again to let me know what a stupid and pathetic untalented jealous loser I am? Remember when she passed on a message from her friend Gretchen that “my cunt … Continue reading
Uh-Oh, the Shopping Cure Backfired!
My ingenious method of self-intervention worked so well last time! But shit, this blue fur pea-coat is perfect for me! I am rocking the shit out of it, right?!? Since it’s $3,105 at Opening Ceremony, it’s not gonna happen. Waaaaah! … Continue reading
Karl is Just Being Silly
Why would you buy those Chanel Yeti boots for a million dollars when you could buy these lookalikes above for just $25? Or you can easily one-up everybody with these 6 inch platform furry boots for only $75! When you’re … Continue reading