Category Archives: Disorders

Something Different

Tonight I can truthfully say that I’m sick of everything. Or rather, the same old everything. I need something new to look at and fixate on. I can’t take any more dumb idiots, dumb whores or dumb dummies. No more … Continue reading

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Date Night

Last night, the sons were both out for the evening and we had the house to ourselves. My husband turned on the Jimmy Fallon Show, which was showing clips from the forthcoming documentary about the making of Exile on Main … Continue reading

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The Mommy Exchange

I am aware of a strong, over-active maternal instinct that makes me want to take care of everyone who is hurting. I want to kiss the hurt away and offer comfort. I want to solve their problems and offer unconditional … Continue reading

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Comments for Jane 5-4-2010

Sea has been in Tokyo with Mom, Mom’s   handmaiden friend, and Ronnie. Above, Sea and Ronnie visit a Cat Cafe where people pay $10 to hang out with some cats. Don’t even ask. At first, Sea thought the cat thing … Continue reading

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Fuck the Leather Shorts!

I’ll just take this leather and mesh bodysuit by Hannah Marshall. It’s $960 at Opening Ceremony and they have my size. I could wear this everywhere, day and night, and look effortlessly cool. Okay, no, but I still want it.

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Addicted to Love

How many times have you listened to a friend talk about her terrible relationship, only to realize that nothing you can say or do will get her to end it? I never learn that these people are caught in a … Continue reading

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Mommy

Here’s my mom. She died on April 27, 2001.   She loved opera, chili, shoes, vodka, books   and traveling. On her deathbed, watching Jeopardy on TV, she shouted out “Loyola!” and she was correct. She was nuts, and I miss her. … Continue reading

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Comments for Jane 4-26-2010

Let’s get through this quickly:   Sea is so excited about her shopping trip to Tokyo that she’s already started packing. Why is she packing those Prada shoes that are supposed to be Mom’s? There’s some funny business going on with … Continue reading

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Crotch Controversy

Crystal Renn posed nude in the May issue of French Vogue, and the sight of her public hair has been too much for some people. The comments at The Cut are filled with revulsion for Crystal’s crotch. Whether the photos … Continue reading

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If You’re Feeling Philosophical

Nearly two years ago, I brought up the subject of antinatalism here, and the arguments that ensued in the comments thread were impassioned, long-winded, and hysterically funny. I’ve just discovered that the argument about antinatalism is still going strong, so … Continue reading

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