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I was innocently reading a thing about the Beats in NYC, when I came across the name Genesis P-Orridge. What a story! Genesis Breyer P-Orridge is an artist/provocateur who decided to turn himself into his wife, a dominatrix known at … Continue reading

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Do You Want to be a Pony?

Neither do I!   But a whole lot of people are working hard at this very moment to perfect their gait and spruce up their saddles in preparation for some exciting “ponyplay.” Why am I the last one to find out … Continue reading

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Boo Hoo for Lindsay Lohan

Why can’t I feel bad for poor Lindsay? I think it’s the duck lips. They just make me mad. Who asked her to get these lips? She messed up her face out of sheer greed! She had nice lips, but … Continue reading

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The Birkin Delusion

This Hermes Birkin bag is available at 1st dibs for $85,000. Can we figure out why? You could get this pink one for only $65,ooo.   That’s a whopping savings of $20,ooo. But maybe you’d feel like a cheapskate if you … Continue reading

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Because I’m Stupid

The only good thing about buying expensive shit is that you can sometimes recoup some of your wasted money on ebay. Look at this Kate Moss ‘Groupie Coat!’ Why did I buy it from Topshop? Because I’m stupid, that’s why. … Continue reading

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A Tale of Two Parents

When I met Max’s dad, I was 16 and living in London. He was 21, the rebellious product of a repressed English upbringing. We were both hedonists, devoted to smoking dope all night and sleeping most of the day. Years … Continue reading

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Divine Intervention

If you don’t live in Los Angeles, you may not be familiar with Fred Segal, a retail establishment frequented by pop stars and wealthy anorexics. Long ago, I realized that Fred Segal is in league with Satan. But yesterday, I … Continue reading

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All New Feature: Shopping For Mom

I just saw this chair at 1stdibs and couldn’t help thinking “Mom of Shoes!” So from now on, let’s consider ourselves her personal shoppers! If you see something that would fit in with Mom’s fabulous new decor, send it to … Continue reading

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Keith or Anita?

Thinking about the Stones during all the Exile on Main Street mania, I realized that while most girls cite Anita Pallenberg as a Style Muse, I would choose Keith instead. Anita is gorgeous. She got at least two Stones to … Continue reading

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A Cure For Shopping?

The sight of this fake fur jacket triggered my shopping addiction, big time. To make things worse, it’s called the Wolf Jacket. It seemed like destiny, if destiny were a voice in my head saying “Buy it, put it on … Continue reading

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