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The Black Jeans Situation
I have taken a vow to stop buying black jeans, but I broke it twice in one week. I’m beginning to wonder if there are any black jeans in the universe that would fit me properly, or if I’ll spend … Continue reading
Jessica Simpson, Boo Hoo
Breaking news: Jessica Simpson is a fat pig and it’s mean to make fun of her. In fact, if you make fun of her, you are part of the problem. It’s people like you who are forcing girls to starve … Continue reading
The Nose War
When you’ve been in a relationship for years and years, you need to make an effort to have fun. Here’s a game I just made up, called The Nose War: There’s a little rubber nose on my kitchen floor, just … Continue reading
More About Hoarding
While trying to find a research study I once read about hoarding and gender, I came upon a great documentary called “Possessed.” The film maker, Martin Hampton, lets four hoarders talk about their behavior and how it has affected their … Continue reading
Love, Boobs and Antidepressants
I have been reading about neurochemistry and the effect of serotonin on relationships, and some new studies suggest that antidepressants are not the free lunch some of us were hoping for. Not only do the SSRI drugs dampen the libido, … Continue reading
Important Lipstick Advisory
If I were on the Titanic (and all the news hints that I am, along with the rest of you) I would be the one running to put on more red lipstick. Therefore, I have purchased this new lipstick by … Continue reading
Outing John Travolta
I’ve been meaning to write about this for a long time, but I guess I wasn’t mad enough. John Travolta should have been outed, and not for being gay. His insistence that his son Jett, now dead at 16, wasn’t … Continue reading
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The Cracker Problem
Tonight, an observant teenage visitor pointed out that we have a lot of crackers. There are six boxes of crackers on top of the fridge, and two more behind that you can’t see in this photo. This is clearly a … Continue reading
Look at What I Didn’t Buy!
I have been craving a pair of sequin leggings ever since I saw some on the glorious Queen Michelle. But every pair I’ve seen online were either much too expensive or too shoddy looking. Then I saw these, on sale … Continue reading
The Eating Issue
Last week, it was Oprah. Now, it’s Rachel Zoe. Oprah has gone public with her weight gain, revealing that she’s addicted to food. I certainly sympathize with Oprah; I feel that inside the Slim Me, is a Fat me, who … Continue reading