Category Archives: Fashion

The Military Bootie

Hahaha!   $950 at Bergdorf Goodman. But why stop there? This insanely chic leather Crusader Helmet is only $80.   Or imagine the envious looks you’ll get by rocking this Greek Spartan Helmet? It’s on sale for $199. Admit that you’re smitten. … Continue reading

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More Stupid Balmainia

God almighty, it just gets worse. I came across this tragic t-shirt at Ben Sherman (where I went after seeing some Ben Sherman trousers somewhere else, after spending what seemed like five hours of frenzied searching for the shoes I … Continue reading

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Kerouac at Shopbop

Dear Jack, I thought you should know that Shopbop is selling these Kerouac Ripped Leggings, named after you.   Try not to take it too personally, they once had a dress named after Sylvia Plath. I should confess that I never … Continue reading

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Wolf on Wolf Action

Here is the little gold wolf that Wendy Brandes made for me. I’m never taking him off, that’s how cute he is.   This is one of my pathetic cellphone pictures, so check out the detail here, in a photo from … Continue reading

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The Girls I Want To Be

Whenever I need to learn something new, I turn to Susan. If it’s cool, she knows about it. She introduced me to photographer Jennifer Tzar, whose photos tend to have an air of otherworldy nostalgia. This girl with the purple … Continue reading

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I’ve Saved You $11,350!

You don’t need to spend $11,400 on that stupid Balmain military jacket!   Why not look stupid for only $39.99 in this fancy gold-trimmed Michael Jackson Costume?! You’re welcome!

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Sandals to the Rescue

Before you pass judgment on the person who would spend $1,980 on a pair of sandals, let me explain: These python Alaia sandals are actually designed for the fashion-savvy leper, who traditionally must carry a clapper and bell to warn … Continue reading

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7 Jeans: Protecting Their Ass & Mine

“The denim company 7 For All Mankind is suing manufacturers who are knocking off their ass-embroidery branding….[they] filed a lawsuit against InDesign Apparel and Oleg Cassini for producing a line with back pockets that look exactly the same as their … Continue reading

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Now We’re Talking Haute Couture!

“Today, in his 70s, Slava Zaitsev continues to create exciting, over-the-top haute couture.” Well, I’m excited, I don’t know about you! This is how women my age should dress at all times. Thank you, Wearable Art Blog. More, bigger photos … Continue reading

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Meet My Betrothed

Susie B has alerted us to the pearly glory of the Sinha-Stanic collection for A/W 2009-2010. I hate trendy fashion terminology, and a fresh new hatred has blossomed in my Hatred Garden  for people who say of some garment: “It … Continue reading

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