Category Archives: Fashion

Carine Roitfeld Probably Hates You

Posted on February 21, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   “You think this will be so glamorous,” she sighs. “You have the idea in your mind and then you get there and the people in the hotel …” She grimaces and gestures hugely in the hip area. “There were … Continue reading →

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The Stylish Wicked Witch

Posted on February 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes everything comes together in a manner I might call ‘synchronicity’ if I didn’t hate Sting so much. I went to see the musical “Wicked,” and apart from finding it delightful in every way, it inspired me to consider dressing … Continue reading →

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Even More Penisy!

Posted on February 17, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Vivienne Westwood now offers you the Penis Drop Pendant, for only $138!   You could wear it with the Penis Cufflinks, if that’s not too much penis for you.

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A Trip To Maxfield

Posted on February 17, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   Maxfield is a celebrated bastion of high-end designer fashion in West Hollywood,   where regular people like me can rub shoulders with anorexic model types and wealthy Japanese tourists. I went there for the first time yesterday with my friend … Continue reading →

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Online Shopping and The Grassy Knoll

Posted on February 7, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Check out this beautiful dress. I loved it when I saw it online for $750 but I’m not crazy enough yet to spend that much on something I’ll probably never wear. Recently, I saw it online at a store in … Continue reading →

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Alexander Wang For Spring

Posted on January 23, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Oh no, not again. Some of us will be spending $290 for torn denim shorts this spring. You can pre-order them at Satine, in Los Angeles. Or I can buy you a pair from a thrift shop and tear them … Continue reading →

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A Horrible Woman at Nordstrom

Posted on January 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Yesterday, my friend Maxine and I went shopping at the Nordstrom in Woodland Hills. It’s a special Nordstrom with its own designer boutiques, and it carries a lot of high-end shoes. While we tried on our shoes, a horrible woman … Continue reading →

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Blue Satin by Chanel: Get it or Kill Yourself

Posted on January 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’d been reading how this new spring nail color by Chanel was an absolute Must, destined to sell out before you could say “Fashion Victim.” So when I came upon a display case of it at a trendy Neiman Marcus … Continue reading →

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“People Want to be Jade Jagger”

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it’s my duty to share the bad tidings. First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it’s surprisingly awful. Here is a “goldtone” skull necklace for $475. Is … Continue reading →

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High Class Shopping

Posted on January 6, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Do you want to look like a prostitute? Are you a guy whose style icon is Kid Rock or Vince Neil? Would you like your kids to wear more sequins and skull-themed hoodies? Electric Ladyland may be the answer to … Continue reading →

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