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Tasergate? Paging George Orwell!
No one should be surprised that a guilty verdict means nothing to Mrs. P or her supporters. But it’s still disturbing to hear her express pleasure at being cleared of “any legal wrongdoing.” Does she deliberately use the word “legal” … Continue reading
Guilty as Sin!
Let’s all thank the amazing Susan for finding this delightful image. Susan is the one to go to when you want to know what’s going on, or what’s cool. Then, while you’re enjoying the guilty verdict in Troopergate, find a … Continue reading
Sarah’s Special Needs
I’ve listened to Mrs. P at two separate campaign rallies, yesterday and today, answering questions about how she intends to keep her promise of being a friend to moms with special needs kids. Each time, she said that she would … Continue reading
My Friends, Grandpa Made Us Cringe, Didn’t He?
It was almost sad, but you know, it wasn’t! It felt good to see Grandpa wandering around like an arthritic midget, baring his horrible teeth in a mean grimace. He was Danny DeVito to Obama’s Fred Astaire. Who would you … Continue reading
Palin Rears Her Ugly Head Over Australia!
Is anyone surprised that Grandpa’s campaign has finally deployed their secret weapon….Obama’s middle name? Gosh darnit, some prick who introduced Mrs. P to a Nazi rally in Clearwater Florida busted out with “Barack Hussein Obama” to huge applause. The implication … Continue reading
A Shout Out To Tina Fey
If it weren’t for Tina Fey, how many of us would have killed ourselves by now? Tina Fey is all that stands between nervousness and mass hysteria. When you laugh at Tina’s Sarah Palin, the laughter is coming from a … Continue reading
Is There a Stupider Cunt?!
People, what is there to say? I know we are all still feeling hung-over from the “debate.” By now we all have discussed our favorite moments with friends and loved ones. The winks and nose-wrinkling. The doggone it. The Say … Continue reading
Can’t Mrs. P Just Shut Up?
I know it’s not just me, because I went to a dinner where everyone was shouting across the table about Sarah Palin. I am now feeling resentful toward CBS, which keeps dribbling out more pieces of Katie Couric’s interview with … Continue reading
Predictions For Biden vs Palin Debate
In honor of the Jewish New Year, I am now ready to reveal my personal history with Sarah “Dumbass” Palin. We met during the Miss Alaska competition in 1984. Sarah was a total cunt even then, but she sucked up … Continue reading
Oh Snap, Grandpa Said “Horseshit!”
At the time, I could hear him make some kind of sound, but I thought Grandpa was just hissing when Obama called him out for not knowing who the president of Spain is. But ha ha, the old maverick actually … Continue reading